I’ve made you breakfast, but I can’t force you to eat it!

A term in football when somebody passes the ball to you and you have a clear opportunity on goal, yet you fail to score.

*Misses shot*

Bro it was an open goal! I’ve made you breakfast, but I can’t force you to eat it!

by LondonUKUrbandictionary April 8, 2023

The Most Important Film He's Ever Made

THAT'S WHAT THE OTHER GUY SAID! And the charlatan! Everything I do is literally THE BEST THING ANYONE HAS EVER DONE!

Hym "LOOK AT HIM! LOOK AT HIM! THE MOST IMPORTANT FILM HE'S EVER MADE!?!? The premise of the film is LITERALLY my relationship with Dr. Jordan Peterson! A renowned psychiatrist is SUMMONED by a guy claiming to be a demon. THAT is LITERALLY THIS! HE EVEN USED THE SCENE I DESCRIBE WHERE I GOT SO SAY SOMETHING AND THE LIGHT FLICKERS (Except in the trailer the light explodes but whatever)!The most important thing he's ever done! Why!? Because this is LITERALLY the most compelling thing ever written! Every day I grow closer to surpassing Shakespeare! Prerequisite text! Greatest writer in the history of humanity! Cannot be surpassed! The single most productive and generous man in the history of humanity! Giving away billions, literally! The greatest mind! A literal genius by every definition of the word! BETTER THAN EVERYONE!!!! WOOOOOOOOOO!!!! WOOOOOO ME!!!"

by Hym Iam April 12, 2023

Self made princess

One who is a self made Princess

She spoils herself and treats herself on the regular.

That girl is a self made Princess! She treats herself and spoils herself on the regular but she's from the other side of the tracks. You know.

by Tamu2 April 23, 2023

i made lowes

A joke used in Scott the Woz's "Viral Games" video.

"The cure for all sex, Minecraft!"
silence
"i made lowes"

by Igor Facts May 8, 2023

Made

Seorang pria yang sangat friendly, pintar, suka berinteraksi, dan sangat senang dalam bersosialisasi, mungkin agak ngeselin dan sok tau, tapi sangat ringan tangan untuk menolong teman yang kesusahan. Untuk pemikiran dia bisa dibilang sangatlah "stabil" dalam mentalnya, meskipun dia sering tempramental. Jadi jika bertemu dia "jika bisa" jadikanlah dia teman, karena walaupun dia banyak kekurangannya, dia sangatlah loyal, royal, caring, dan loving.

Teruskan perjuanganmu Made !!!

Orang 1 : Made baik juga ya ternyata
Orang 2 : Iya walaupun cuma teman dia mau bantuin kita

by SOUNDERATER November 27, 2023

Bitch Made

Bitch made mean when you were born a bitch , you can’t fight , you let people talk to you crazy , you let people play with you , you let people beat on you , you run from your own battles

Ex.1

Amira: Yk that bitch made boy

Nyla:Oh yeah that boy who was running from his opp

by the it girl ain’t nuffin November 27, 2023

Bitch made

Seth Roger's of council bluffs iowa.

Seth Roger's, self made bitch made

by J.rugged1 November 30, 2023