monty python and the holy grail

THE funniest film i hav ever seen

"First, you must find the tallest most mightiest tree in the whole forest"
"yes"
"Then you must cut it down.... with this Haddock!"
"NI NI NI NI NI"

one of the dialogues in monty python and the holy grail

by OrangeMango September 3, 2006

Montrose

A section in Houston densly populated by theatres, museums, fine foods, upscale shopping, and gay people.

Montrose is well known in the Houston area as being the "gay part of town."

by John February 10, 2004

Slap Ass Month

Slap Ass Month is never...respect the waman😂😂😂

"Hey bro, did you hear about slap ass month"
"No but imma slap your face if you dont respect waman"

by Anonymous K.T.J.A October 1, 2019

Hannah Montana

the girl who wears wigs,sorta looks like a hooker,claims to live in "two worlds"

"you know hannah montana rite?"
"yeh the hooker"

by loser4life February 19, 2009

Montana Rabies Shot

A sexual manuever, in which, a male driving a car is receiving a blowjob from his femal companion in the passenger seat. Upon feeling that he is about to come, the man must grab his warm cigarette lighter and burn the back of the females neck. He must then pull out quickly before she clamps down with her teeth and blow into her mouth. This will give the girl the three primary symptoms of rabies: frothing mouth, lock jaw, and angry growling noises.

Dude one-"Hey man how come you and your girlfriend broke up?"

Dude two- "I dont know man, she is all pissed off cause yesterday when she was giving me road head I gave her a Montana Rabies Shot."

Dude one-"What a cry baby bitch dude."

by Shagginz May 21, 2011

Montreat

A small area in North Carolina. No, not at the beach. It's among the beautiful mountains. A conference where youth groups from all over come together for one week. Some favorites in Montreat:
-A creek you can rock-hop in which feeds into Lake Susan
-A manmade waterfall you're welcome to sit on, or if you're ADVENTUROUS enough, climb underneath!
-Huckleberry's Ice Cream
-The General Store
-The Montreat Conference Center
-The Inn
-The 'clubs' program for kids younger than high school
-Climbing Lookout Mountain to watch the sun rise

Youth groups look forward to that one week in June when they travel to Montreat all year.
Some youth groups have long 8 hour bus rides, some only drive for a few hours, and some actually come from the Carolinas, driving 45 minutes max.

"Hey, Morgan! Are you going to Montreat this year?"
"Yeah, Brynn! I can't wait! Only a few more weeks left!"
"Do you know which house we're staying in?"
"I don't know yet, ask Adam."
"I hope Hallie is coming."
"Richard told me that Hallie and Ben are both coming."
"The more the merrier! I'm saving my money for a trip to The General Store. My Montreat sweatshirt is getting too small for me and I want to have one for the rest of my life."
"Is Emily coming?"
"Emily always comes."
"I CAN'T WAIT FOR MONTREAT!"
"ME NEITHER!"

by HarveyBrowneYouth November 8, 2012

Montana saddle bag

The act of placing your balls on a penis to where both balls are on different sides of the shaft

You are the perfect size for a Montana saddle bag

by turd rainbow October 7, 2016