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trout lap

Is where you go to the strip club, get a lap dance and the stripper is really getting into it soo much her sweaty, juicy pussy drips on you making your pants smell like trout.
Damn! I'm going to have to throw these pants away from the trout lap I got at Fantasies last night!
by Trolkin King November 17, 2017
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LAP

LAP: Liberal American Princess

Symptoms:
Passive aggressive
• Controlling
• Prefers money to love
• Prefers diamonds to flowers
• Prefers scarves to happiness

Favorite friend is the mirror

• Posts selfies
• Wears fashion masks
• BoHo Chic
• Has a designer dog
• Was debutante/sorority girl

• Pretends not to know anything about politics.

• Often dates rich politicians and other wealthy individuals.

• After marriage, turns into a witch.
• Older ones are either divorced or widowed.
Tiffany is an LAP, so is her mom, Karen
by Rett. A wood elf. May 4, 2021
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lapping valves

Lapping valves is how people attempt to save money on a valve job and kill power at the same time.
I'm to cheap to go to a machine shop so I'm lapping valves myself.
by Machinist Rick March 14, 2025
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victory lap

the action of sucking on a female’s breast
yo i just totally victory lapped that bitch!
by ChodeFart101 July 26, 2021
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Six lap run

A grading criteria in physical education, where adults force students to run six laps around a huge track, and eventually drains all their energy and kills them.
Teacher: We're gonna run the six lap run today, in the rain.
Students: FUCK ME!
by ucdavisfanboi November 4, 2017
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lap noodle

usually a male, who becomes very limp and easily manipulated by whatever female's lap he wants to
get into but never does and just appears weak
That guy's a lap noodle for any chick that will talk to him.
by Guy000000000000000000000000001 September 22, 2023
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Rusty Lap Dance

When you're getting a lap dance and they leave a skid mark
"I was at the Pink Udder last night and got a Rusty Lap Dance! I still can't get the stain out."
by Genghis Gock April 5, 2024
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