Laptip

Laptip is when a girl (or dude)l sits on a guy's lap and the guy gets a boner and she (or he) moves around on his tip and he cums.

Darryl: Hey Jimmy Jr. whats on your jeans?
Jimmy Jr: Tina just laptipped me.

by Charlie Fitz December 23, 2014

V lapse

Random reoccurrence of testicular pain well after initial vasectomy aching. Can occur years after frozen peas period has passed.

Sorry guys, can't shoot hoops today, I think I'm having a V lapse.

by FriendlyDan February 4, 2015

Oak Laps

Many Wogs with their moded up Holden Commodores and Ford Falcons with loud exhausts cruising down the town of Oakleigh and blasting loud music past Vanilla Cafe on Chester Street and turning left onto Station Street and another left turn onto Portman Street past the cafe of Nikos and finally a final left turn to Atkinson Street to complete a lap. Many Wogs hope for the attention of shu babes (fit chicks) looking at their cars as they cruise past oakeigh with bangers on the subbies and wearing versache glasses or carrere's to show their true wogginess .

ella boys pame oaks laps before we go down chapel

Ella baby wanna do some oak laps in my calais

opa mus kani to munga with this falcon doing oak laps

bro i swear to god re this full glamour re frothed me when i did oak laps past in my VL turbo going zutututu

by t_man 101 April 10, 2022

how to steal a laptop

bang chan disapproves anyway.

a lot of stays decided to search on how to steal a laptop but instead to see this.

by averynotfunnyclown July 9, 2020

lapse of judgment

When one has made an error that they would not have ordinarily made, they have had a lapse in judgment.

"I got very intoxicated and ate an entire cake. I had a momentary lapse of judgment."

by Peaches86 October 4, 2018

Lapeering

Masturbating, typically in a public place.

I was Lapeering in the RV while driving down the road.

by OG! December 13, 2013

Laptop Class

Coined during the Covid-19 pandemic, the laptop class consists of middle and upper-class professionals and managers who were able to work remotely during lockdowns. Often used in a pejorative manner, the term contrasts the presumed comfort of those afforded the luxury to work from home to those individuals working in the "real" and tangible economy.

As a member of the elite laptop class I haven't left my house in 2+ years

by e-lite May 16, 2022