A classic winter tradition.
On cold winter nights it's very common for a wife or girlfriend to make a big pot of soup then give her man a lap dance after dinner.
On cold winter nights it's very common for a wife or girlfriend to make a big pot of soup then give her man a lap dance after dinner.
by Tttain285 December 9, 2020
Get the Soup and a lap dancemug. LAP: Liberal American Princess
Symptoms:
• Passive aggressive
• Controlling
• Prefers money to love
• Prefers diamonds to flowers
• Prefers scarves to happiness
• Favorite friend is the mirror
• Posts selfies
• Wears fashion masks
• BoHo Chic
• Has a designer dog
• Was debutante/sorority girl
• Pretends not to know anything about politics.
• Often dates rich politicians and other wealthy individuals.
• After marriage, turns into a witch.
• Older ones are either divorced or widowed.
Symptoms:
• Passive aggressive
• Controlling
• Prefers money to love
• Prefers diamonds to flowers
• Prefers scarves to happiness
• Favorite friend is the mirror
• Posts selfies
• Wears fashion masks
• BoHo Chic
• Has a designer dog
• Was debutante/sorority girl
• Pretends not to know anything about politics.
• Often dates rich politicians and other wealthy individuals.
• After marriage, turns into a witch.
• Older ones are either divorced or widowed.
by Rett. A wood elf. May 4, 2021
Get the LAPmug. Is where you go to the strip club, get a lap dance and the stripper is really getting into it soo much her sweaty, juicy pussy drips on you making your pants smell like trout.
by Trolkin King November 17, 2017
Get the trout lapmug. driving around town, in a large circle, in the hope of finding something fun to do before you get back to where you started.
by MasterBater February 4, 2013
Get the miracle lapmug. You lost your only pair of glasses after I begged you to buy another pair weeks ago! Thanks for tossing a turd in my lap!
by Safety Lane February 24, 2022
Get the Turd in my lapmug. 