Someone so boring, so uninteresting, so powerfully dull that you find yourself suppressing the urge to yawn before they've even finished telling you their name.
"My date with Kelly from marketing? You mean, Kelly, the "human lullaby?" Let's put it this way--had I ordered the soup instead of the salad appetizer last night, there's a good chance I could have nodded off and drowned in my lobster bisque, she was so fucking boring."
by esme gregson January 16, 2008
Get the human lullaby mug.When an individual is using a smartphone at ground level and is suddenly struck by a stream of steaming diarrhea from anonymous on level 2; such as a; balcony or upper deck.
Dude I saw this hot chick on her iphone under my balcony and I totally broke the ice by giving her a human chili bomb.
by Baby Beadows February 21, 2011
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Sexual act involving the connection of a human beings face to their own bung hole. Knees and elbows are folded in to simulate proper rolly-polly position.
by DJ Drano July 25, 2011
Get the Human Rolly-Polly mug.A Human Parasite is a person who antagonise others without any reason at all. unlike Human Predators which include drug dealers, robbers,and other criminals who are all committing acts of aggression for an immoral purpose, human parasites
hurt other people just to see the reaction of their victims or to vent frustrations of a bad day.Examples of human parasites are bullies, hooligans, roitors, instigators of bar fights, and the guy who hits you in the nuts and runs away.
hurt other people just to see the reaction of their victims or to vent frustrations of a bad day.Examples of human parasites are bullies, hooligans, roitors, instigators of bar fights, and the guy who hits you in the nuts and runs away.
A Human Parasite is a person or group of people who antagonise others either verbally or physically without any strong motive for
Example One:
Guy#1. "Dude are You playing the newest Grand Theft Auto Game? What are the missions like?"
Guy#2 "I don't know, I just bought this game to be a human parasite and rampage people!"
Examples 2:
High school kid #1 "Hey I heard that you're taking Muy Thai at the local MMA Gym?!"
High school kid #2 "Yeah, I wanna beat the ass of every human parasite at our school!"
Example One:
Guy#1. "Dude are You playing the newest Grand Theft Auto Game? What are the missions like?"
Guy#2 "I don't know, I just bought this game to be a human parasite and rampage people!"
Examples 2:
High school kid #1 "Hey I heard that you're taking Muy Thai at the local MMA Gym?!"
High school kid #2 "Yeah, I wanna beat the ass of every human parasite at our school!"
by Blue Callor Joe December 19, 2018
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Get the normal human expression mug.Someone who lives outdoors, has no permanent address, an aversion to regular bathing, or an aversion to regular work. Also known as a Urban Outdoorsman or a bum.
Every morning for the last year the feral humans outside my office hit me up for change. It's like a going to work tax.
by El_Torro October 6, 2010
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by Adrian again... June 26, 2003
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