Yes to the dress; No to the hoe

When you, as a man and male of the merely, only, and fully human race, decide to maintain discipline and say to yourself Yes to marriage, and stability, and growing love; and say No to the normal, common, low-life, nasty and mean excuse for a female aka woman of the night aka 304 aka Hoe.

All the way through to graduating high school and then a 2-year trades college, I continually to myself say: Yes to the dress; No to the hoe.

by anonymous April 18, 2024

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freakin’ dressing

wearing a piece of clothing during sex to reduce the electricity from the opposite sex’s body.

The adult actress was freakin’ dressing to last the whole hour.

by Coop Dupe June 9, 2018

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dress-stress

Being very stressed on what to wear to an event.

My wardrobe has too many clothing options, they're giving me dress-stress!

by Spazmatism December 8, 2022

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well dressed professor

something so rare as to be effectively hypothetical. Far more difficult to find than a needle in a haystack but not quite as preposterous as finding a sasquatch or extra terrestrial.

I’m totally gonna win the lotto tonight!

Yeah? And imma find a well dressed professor!

by BigWu July 28, 2022

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Passgress Dress

The outfit of choice for many out there in this world both male and female. Allows for solid flow of air to vagina no matter if you wear in on your sleeve or under your dress.

Wow all of a sudden mark has been sackin up at a work, I'm so glad he finally thru out that fucking Passgress Dress he had been wearing since middle school.

by T Bagswell February 22, 2021

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