distinguished old gentleman sitting on two duffel bags

Term for "cock and balls", made popular by Murderface on Metalocalypse.

"Normally, that painted dildo would piss me off, but, lately, I've made friends with a distinguished old gentleman sitting on two duffel bags"

by Axewielder December 11, 2007

weapon of mass distraction

Two or more active communicators that often have a difficult time with closing a discussion because the flow of ideas is strong.

Anna and Rohan were the perfect weapon of mass distraction always talking into the wee hours of the morning.

by Anna Deak April 15, 2006

the distance

The entirety of a game, race, length, or sexual encounter.

McNabb threw one for the distance with 10 seconds to go and the Eagles won the Super Bowl.

Joey told Katie that he would finally be able to go the distance this time, but once again he "blew it" before the game even started.

by Nick D January 26, 2004

distraction

people who stop you doing work in class.
mainly math and psych.
always wishing

Sarah: Im trying to do work
Daniel: BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
Sarah: arrgghhhhhh your such a distraction!

by youwishjellyfish April 13, 2011

distressed

Clothing that is ripped/made dirty during the manufacturing process, which for some reason makes it more desirable and expensive than if it were unripped and clean .

a: Dude, you're an idiot. No one is going to buy your dirty old socks on eBay.
b: They're not dirty, they're distressed.

by iEatPoo May 15, 2006

going the distance

completing the job

1. staying married to the same person 'til death do you part."He was always faithful to me, going the distance, sticking with me 'til he died"

2. mounting a woman without cumming until she has had a chance to cum."I like fucking Jake, at least he is capable of going the distance 'til I get off."

by Jake March 5, 2004

distant cousin

A cousin that isn't in your close family circle so you got some room to make shit happen yee yee.

Don't worry bro ol' Bessie is a distant cousin. We allowed to have a lil fun hehe.

by yourcousinkeith April 2, 2019