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disastor

Refers to da total shambles dat da "America's wealthiest family" clan was embroiled in over da course of their "reign" during da past 200 years.
From da infamous John Jacob through several generations to come, said family's legacy was absolutely fraught with disastor!
by QuacksO August 8, 2025
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Dishwasher's Prerogative

the right for the roommate that actually washes the dishes to wash their dishes first and with priority
roommate 1: "everytime roommate 3 does the dishes, he washes all of his and then only some of the rest"
roommate 2: "well thats the dishwasher's prerogative"
by bigguy557 September 13, 2025
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Digaster

Noun

1. A digital disaster. When technology goes catastrophically wrong—whether it’s a corrupted file right before a deadline, a Zoom call freezing at the worst moment, or an app update that breaks everything.

2. Any mess created by over-reliance on tech, often involving panic, swearing, and frantic Googling for solutions.

3. A digitally incompetent product, created without thinking about UI/UX or the real end-user needs.
"The WiFi died during my big presentation. Total digaster."

"She accidentally deleted the production database… what a digaster"

"The new app is a total digaster... What we're the developers thinking."
by ginkg0 September 17, 2025
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Dishwasher Smasher

When u hit a dishwasher repeatedly like ur humping a girl and throwing plates like its a stack of monkey
I've heard my friend do the dishwasher smasher all night
by ScroogeMcDuckyDuckFuck January 2, 2026
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Automatic Dishwasher

I wish I had an automatic dishwasher so I didn't have to beat mine whenever shit needed to get done.
by Radical_Feminism July 26, 2016
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The Dishwasher

A sex act, consists of wearing rubber dishwasher gloves and doing whatever Tyler Derden does.
Did the Dishwasher last night. It was wet everywhere.
by Stovepipemcginty April 20, 2021
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Dildo Disasster Tuesday

When you are having the average ol' day, and then the dildos strike in several questionable areas. Is known to trigger PTSD for the few who have experienced it. It is no joking matter.
Grandson: Hey pops, I hope you get better soon, after that incident you haven't been the same... Hey, can ya tell me about Dildo Disaster Tuesday? You mentioned it at some point and never told me anything about it.

Grandfather: No son, its Dildo DisASSter Tuesday. It was one of the worst days of my life, they came out of nowhere, they surrounded the house, and there were hundreds of them! I was just trying to sleep in the ol' bed and I was woken up by screaming, and out the window I saw it, people running away from flying dildos that had became sentient, and a giant one even walked! The giant one ran towards the door and broke it down, I even got out my shotgun, but it was too late, it got in, it smacked me and my wife, and soon enough son... we were fucked, and it was painful as Hell.

Nurse: He's acting crazy again! We need to sedate him!
by ThatDudeTwentyTwo October 12, 2021
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