Self-Appointed Deputy Sheriff

The self-righteous asshole who insists on holding ALL communter traffic to 1 mph UNDER the posted limit

Look at that effin' Self-Appointed Deputy Sheriff up there, running 44mph in the left lane while granny's leading the parade in her K-car on the right!

by Slow Boil June 4, 2009

post season depression

The feeling of loss that comes after watching the last available episode of a television show.

"Are you ok?"

"No. I just finished the last episode of Mad Men, and I'm suffering from post season depression...you haven't seen it you wouldn't understand."

by gap tooth grin December 11, 2009

pre-school depression

The day before you go back to school and you feel you have done nothing.

I was having a case of pre-school depression on Sunday night.

by TheGerbil July 6, 2016

Stranger Things Depression

The really sad feeling you get when you watch stranger things. The lights, the Byers house, Hawkins Middle School.. they give you a feeling of sadness, comfort, and happiness at the same time. Almost everything you see reminds you of this show. 80s songs make you so emotional. And this all happens because of this amazing show.

Friend: why hasn't camila been going to school?
Mother: stranger things depression bro
Friend: oh shit thats one depressed motherfucker

by inloveeeeee February 16, 2019

Cardiac Sensor Deployed

When Pulse deploys his cardiac Sensor

Look He Deployed his Cardiac Sensor !
Cardiac Sensor Deployed

by Vamorim May 26, 2023

Toledo Depth Charge

While receiving a blowjob, one places his left hand on his left hip (w/ the elbow facing slightly forward), then proceeds to vomit on the girl giving the blowjob.

"I knew I was in love the first time he gave me a Toledo Depth Charge," said Mary.

by I *have* performed a Toledo Depth Charge, Though September 24, 2003

Post-Potter Depression

The feeling one gets after completing the final book of the Harry Potter series, knowing that there is no more to the story and you have nothing left to look forward to anymore.

Man, I finished the Deathly Hallows and just sat around for days staring at it, wishing there was more...I think I've got Post-Potter Depression.

by Major Matt August 18, 2007