Callon

A sick as fuck person! Munching on pussy since day one! He never backs down from a challenge and he's willing to stick his dick in anything... ANYTHING... Except for males... He doesn't want to be up in that. Although, he doesn't not frown upon people who do... He gets all the girlies and is the coolest guy in school... NO LIE

Person #1: Hey, did you hear about Callon?
Person #2: Oh! You mean the guy who gets every girl? Of course I've heard of him!

by CoolGuy420 December 9, 2012

I'm calling the cops

What scum faced rat loosers mumble under their breath or to themselves when they don't get what they want.

A major major major tool in the bag of tricks that a character named "Double Standard" uses on perfectly innocent people.

(to ones self, not out loud)
Tony just bummed a ciggarette from me, "I'm calling the cops."

by Anthony Wheeler October 12, 2007

Callum

Somebody who is overconfident about getting into a music conservatory or some arts institution. Thinks very highly of himself, and if he plays an instrument, it is usually either a saxophone or a flute. Most importantly, this person lacks talent, and is headed for failure.

He thinks he can get into Juilliard? But he's not even remotely good! What a Callum.

by Mike Rotchburns October 25, 2006

calling card

A way of leaving a sign that someone was in a certain place by expelling a flatulent odor from one's body.

Whew, Anthony! What died in here?

It smells like Mancini left us his Calling Card

by Mizzle Slizzle November 23, 2004

Callum

An overweight fat young man with an oversised head who topples at the slightest movement, he normaly smells of sweat where he sleeps round his boyfriends house nearly every day and complains he cant lose weight because he eats so many pasties, he enjoys the occasional cheese cake. Despite all this we still love him.

You have a hole in your trousers, YOUR SUCH A CALLUM.

Callums fist is going in your ass in a minuet.

Wheeeey pastie monster.

by BlargenSploosh January 7, 2010

callin

The shortest guy ever he tends to be super overly gay

Ewwwww the guy is such a callin

by Logan sully October 2, 2017

Callum’s Corner

A middle aged man who still lives with his mum, he made his claim to mediocre fame by criticising BGMedia and getting the piss taken out of him by more successful YouTubers like WillNe and memeulous, and pretty much everyone else.

One of his most common traits is to be a try hard who thinks he has friends, or as he referred to a situation where he thought he was friends with WillNe and memeulous over a Skype call: “The lone wolf has found a pack”

He thinks he can wrestle and recently implied that he could fight a wolf and come out victorious.

Mate have you heard of that YouTube channel called Callum’s corner? It’s actually pretty shit content but his levels of cringe just makes it funny

by Irellivance May 29, 2018