Callun
An extremely hilarious lad with no flaws whatsoever, an absolute sex god and pleasure king. Undefeated in the sesh and a massive hummus eater.
Get the Callun mug.
Calling Blitzkrieg
Calling Blitzkrieg by Turbo Beast March 10, 2011
Related Words
Callun • Callum • Callan • callums corner • Callen • callin • calling card • Callum Haughey • calun • calling dinosaurs
Callum Machan
AKA Cal Cal <3
The most perfect guy in existence. He has black hair and brown Asian eyes. He's a halfie, half Canada half Cantonesia. He has two gay moms that are younger than him somehow and because of it, he has a tendency to fall in love with lesbians even though he's straight and can't get with them. He's really mean to the people that care about him but deep down everyone knows he loves them. He always wears a black Thomas Sabo watch and bracelet that his fake dad gave him but sometimes his moms steal it. He's a tall Benjamin. He always has headphones on him and he's "ALWAYS FUCKING TIRED". He needs therapy and won't get it, instead, he spends his money on purple vitamin water. He also has a massive cock.
The most perfect guy in existence. He has black hair and brown Asian eyes. He's a halfie, half Canada half Cantonesia. He has two gay moms that are younger than him somehow and because of it, he has a tendency to fall in love with lesbians even though he's straight and can't get with them. He's really mean to the people that care about him but deep down everyone knows he loves them. He always wears a black Thomas Sabo watch and bracelet that his fake dad gave him but sometimes his moms steal it. He's a tall Benjamin. He always has headphones on him and he's "ALWAYS FUCKING TIRED". He needs therapy and won't get it, instead, he spends his money on purple vitamin water. He also has a massive cock.
Callum Machan by MRNEWELL March 19, 2019
Fatty calling the fatty fat
A statement describing hypocritical behavior on par with an obese individual crudely commenting on someone else's weight. A more up-to-date version of "A pot calling the kettle black", because everybody knows a porlty individual these days.
Kel Varnsen-There is Pat Robertson again saying that Islam is the prejudiced religion.
H.G Pennypacker- There's another prime example of a "Fatty calling the fatty fat"!!
H.G Pennypacker- There's another prime example of a "Fatty calling the fatty fat"!!
Fatty calling the fatty fat by THE Dr. Waterdoo July 10, 2010
Callux
Callux by Puss muncher69 December 24, 2020
calling uncle earl
John: Last night, we went out to the bar and he drank 3 Long Island Ice Teas, 4 shots of tequila, and 3 beers.
Mike: Man, I bet he was calling Uncle Earl later on that night.
John: Yep, calling Uncle Earl on his speed dial.
Mike: Man, I bet he was calling Uncle Earl later on that night.
John: Yep, calling Uncle Earl on his speed dial.
calling uncle earl by Daniel81 February 27, 2017
Calling Jesus on the porcelain telephone
The act of clinging to a toilet basin throwing up violently after a heavy night of binge drinking.
So named after the fashion of sticking your head into the bowl and shouting the name of our Lord between spasms.
So named after the fashion of sticking your head into the bowl and shouting the name of our Lord between spasms.
Calling Jesus on the porcelain telephone by ..WiL May 24, 2005