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cstm

Chuckle Silently To Myself

"Lol" is an often misused term. Many people write "lol" when they don't actually laugh out loud. In reality, the term "cstm" is a more accurate description of the virtually silent noise that escapes one's airway when viewing or hearing something of a semi-hilarious nature. This aim of this term is to make society more honest about the nature of its reactions.
Wow, your facebook status is so funny! It totally made me cstm!!
by therealburninator March 28, 2009
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CSR

Yo I was with Henry drinking beers last night and he was so wasted he pulled out his csr
by dick nugget November 25, 2015
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CSI

A rather overrated tv show that someone lots of people like despite having the shallowest plotlines of any television. The average episode is like this: Someone dies, Crime scene people examine the corpse, someone makes a witty remark about the death, they find some suspects, they interrogate the person with the same dialogue they used the previous episode, the person admits to somehow not kill-but-in-the-same-time killed the person, then they find the real culprit and rinse and repeat for 12 fucking straight seasons! Honestly, how can a show last for 12 years using the same copy paste story every single goddamn episode!

Says a lot of the American public tbh. Meanwhile, clever shows like The Wire get lots of praise but low ratings (show only lasted for 5 seasons compared to CSI who lasted for 12!) and get canceled after a few years of airing due to the dumb masses wanted to watch stupid recycled crap instead of clever and informative tv. To quote Fry from Futurama: "But that's not why people watch TV. Clever things make people feel stupid, and unexpected things make them feel scared."
A typical episode of CSI:
A body is found,
The team covers the corpse and make a corny joke about the nature of the death
They search for some suspects and bring in some people in an interrogation room
They grill on the person until he/she admits knowing how the person died and who is the killer
They find the real culprit and arrest him/her and cue the next episode of the same exact shit happening again and again.
by Deadmojo October 18, 2018
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Csongor

An idiot sandwich with a lot of weed and xanny in his hands, if he gets too attached to drugs he can be extremely stubborn and flush his friends down the toilet.
Lena: I can't believe Csongor was our friend.
Akos : Neither can I. He is such autistic
by Spongecakecat April 17, 2020
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C.S.M.F

Mike: dude Bob you're such a c.s.m.f
by hgfdss January 8, 2015
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csi

Being nosey
Can be used as a verb; or pronoun
The act of spying or investigating something
1) She was being all CSI by listening in on his conversation.
2) I was CSI'ing around her desk for some info.
by Linifer Rubirelli March 10, 2007
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csk

acronym for Cofused Suburban Kid. AKA Wigger, white guy who thinks he's black.
Montrealer 1: "Yo man, Toronto's full of Csk's"

Montrealer2: "I know dude, let's ditch this faggot town"
by montreal November 11, 2004
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