Bladders

The lowest form of male that inhabits the earth. Doesn't know the difference between a great woman and a horses arse. Lives for golf and is probably a closet gay.

The bastard dumped you... what a bladders!

by Evil Angel December 9, 2004

Blender

A mother who doesn't STFU, and is always constantly bitching about something or annoying you in someway or somehow. A mother who is constantly nagging about something or complains over and over non-stop about random BS.

Blender is going off again. MY blender is blendering. I am so sick of blender. Why does my blender always flip out and complain. I hate my blender.

by Stevie-Weevie October 30, 2010

Blumpkin Blunder

Where the lady becomes pregnant after giving a Blumpkin

"Do you love me mummy?"

"No, you were just a blumpkin blunder!"

by Zikoziko January 19, 2009

Peaky Blinder

A blinding cumshot

Jeff: Bruv! That was a wicked peaky blinder!
Daniel: I'll say!
Daniel says as he wipes his eye.

by Shaggonwagon February 25, 2021

cum bladder

The ability to store semen in d urinal tract for 30 days upon which d semen drys up . Preventing a person from using his penis

I think I have cum bladder

by Kanye west stole my balls July 18, 2018

Blunder

A crazy werdo who thinks he is the blunber hulk and batman and an assasin that is accident prone and looks like a turtle without a shell.

O-NO blunber accidently blow up the world again

by Ian October 14, 2003

Turkey in a Blender

Slang for marijuana, commonly used on the East coast.

Yo bro, check dis turkey in a blender I just thiefed

by Bro November 27, 2003