Double-Blind Fun Time

When you are invited for a hot threesome, but you and one of the other three participants do not know each other. If your's is a real tight ass, you need to see the third person before you show up to drink the kambucha. Maling it Just fun time. If your cool, you just make sure the third partner is the sex and/or sexual orientation you desire, and get a rain check for your similar invitation.

Jack agreed to show up to Jenna's place for double-blind fun time, but only after he made sure he was the only guy hitting the bees. Ya know, a male H'oney Bee.

by LivingWordsmith69 March 12, 2018

drop time

The time when your shit leaves your anus and falls into the toilet.

- I'm gonna have you guys move along, so I can take a shit.
- Alright. Careful of the drop time.

by Yahohel March 13, 2018

times amended

idk mama and them always did say it. i think it means time has refined us.

how times amended...

by susiescout March 1, 2017

dirty animal time

When you and another send explicit texts/ photos that lead the other on

Grace and Michael had some nice D.A.T last night (Dirty animal time)

by Aquatomic March 6, 2017

time's up

an amount of time that you have available to do something

.i thought we'd give her a bit more time's up to get her job done

by Hussein A.Shamkhi March 13, 2017

Dick Face-Time

The act of inadvertently face timing someone while your phone is in your front pocket.

Background Information
I have an I phone 5 and my phone will dick-face time a bundle of my contacts in a row. It really annoys people. The only thing I can think of that provides an adequate direct concentrated heat source is my pocket stylus(Dick) This is a common problem with I phones. The name "Jeff" could be substituted with any name.

"Have you heard from Jeff?" "No, but he keeps Dick Face-Timing me!"

"Dude, check your phone, you just Dick Face-Timed me three times!"

by Mastro-K April 24, 2016

time in chair

"Time in Chair" or "T.I.C." means seniority and real-life knowledge a person has most typically at a job.

Even though Bob is my manager and he's got a MBA from Harvard I have more Time in Chair and thus make more money than he does and I also have real experience that he doesn't.

by alkdjnne May 1, 2016