Friends Zone Syndrome 

Affliction of a persons ability to form relationships with members of the opposite sex. Usually involves a person being perpetually placed in the friend zone due to his or her lack of appropriate game or ability to communicate his intentions with a female or male.

John: Hey man whats going on with Jamie?
Geoff: Man it sucks. She says im just her friend!
John: Dang man again? You got Friends Zone Syndrome Hard.

Friends Zone Syndrome by TLPeeze December 17, 2008

friends 

Temporary alliances in pursuit of mutual goals.

Me and some friends just scored a big money contract. After its done I'm dumping those chumps.

friends by Joe Iron December 2, 2007

Close friends 

someone you enjoy spending time with they relate to you feelings and support you. They talk everyday when you need them for whatever they are there it's a give and take kind of relationship respect and a listing ear.

Joey: close friends if you know what I mean.
Jenny : jj for life

Close friends by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd August 30, 2019

friendly fire 

FREND-lee FyRE
noun
1. Usually occurs when two males are involved in a threesome with a consenting woman, and one of the men inadvertently sperms on his buddy while the act is taking place. Is most severe when the victim is hit near the head or the butt hole, in which case the threesome usually ends. Usually occurs during a switch or swap. Can happen in a threesome involving all women, provided they are potent squirters, in which case it will usually be rubbed in by the recipient and the threesome will ensue with even more intensity than before.

Just as I start to go to browntown, Ben freaks out that our balls were close too touching then ends up losing it all over my thigh. In all my years I never thought that I could be a victim of friendly fire, it's just one of those things that you hear happens to other people, like your uncles or something. (Excerpt from Fred Savage's autobiography "Sex With Granpa"

friendly fire by GeneGine October 11, 2006

lister fiend 

a troll that lives in girls mouths so that they cannot kiss, similar to pillow pants (pussy troll), but in the mouth

i would have kissed her by now if it wasn't for that stupid lister fiend!

lister fiend by listerfiend August 7, 2006

Happy Tree Friends 

A show made by Mondo Media about adorable creatures being killed in unfortuanate events that lead to their death

Disco Bear is my favorite Happy Tree Friends character.
OR
Happy Tree Friends is an awesome show!

Happy Tree Friends by Tamama2 May 16, 2009

fried chicken 

Food that makes the world go round. Can be found on any menu. It is often accompanied with watermelon.

KFC is the king of fried chicken.

fried chicken by Outkast with a K December 4, 2004