pastry pussy

Little wieners baked in a pasty.
(Same as Pigs in a Blanket; but from the wiener's perspective.)

"You whip up a mighty tasty pastry pussy, Ma'am."
"Aw, shucks, Henry, 't'weren't nothin'."

by Chimwechan guy February 17, 2010

turd pussy

The highest order of Choad. One who's such a boner, they've transcended mere turd-hood. A syphilitic hemorrhoid on a dick's pussy's anus!

"Look at that asshole with the faux-hawk, what a turd pussy!"

by Barf-tholomew Bonerpants April 13, 2010

diet pussy fountain

n: when a woman fills her vag up with diet coke and drops in some mentos causing a giant eruption of foam squirting 10 feet high, and also leaves a fresh clean taste low in calories.

My girlfriend gave me a diet pussy fountain and i ate her out and had fresh breath and low in fat!

by beedee3 January 2, 2012

Wired Pussy

Lesbian electro sex and bondage with wet orgasms and fisting.

Dina experienced wired pussy when was put in her place by the wickedly cruel mistress who inflicted pain and pleasure upon her through fucking implements that shocked her until she came in wet ecstasy.

by rollergirl February 13, 2014

Witchcraft pussy

A pussy that is so good you cum extremely fast. The pussy is so good that there's no explanation for it.

I fucked a girl with witchcraft pussy and came in 12 seconds.

by dillehsm14 September 14, 2016

water pussy

Vagina that smells like roses and taste like Fiji water

That white bitch got some crazy ass water pussy...by the way that's a thing

by Nealemilee September 3, 2017

yummy pussy

its the opposite of stank pussy its clean and fresh and you want to fuck it before the girl becomes unclean

Damn that girl got a yummy pussy imma hit that shit nice

by NIGGA LET ME SAVE YOU March 9, 2018