Gym Locker tea time

When one takes his gym clothes and soakes them in the bathroom sink in hot water and no soap and then serves to unwanted guests who won't leave.

Gym Locker tea time is what you will get when you crash my party.

by blacky9er#7 November 26, 2013

National They Wasted My Time Day

On August 9th it’s “ They wasted my time day. Post someone or multiple people who have wasted your time all these years.

“ Happy National They Wasted My Time Day “

by yobitchhhass August 2, 2022

Batman in his Free Time

Batman wears into his superhero suit and grabs a bottle of lotion,then he starts to masturbate and moan,he thinks of superman clapping him as he flaps his dick,he then releases the bat jizz and makes his bed wet and including his suit

Batman in his free time and he masturbates

by Guy who writes horny things August 24, 2025

Time Capsule

Something that you and Greg do in like fourth grade and dig up in 8th grade, and rejoice at mouldy fidget spinners and an expired tin of mints

yo dude i dug up my time capsule

wash your hands you imbecile

by Oddtoddlers December 4, 2022

yoinked to abu dhabi and back in time for yoga

When you get absolutely destroyed in gaming

Every time I play first person shooters, I get yoinked to abu dhabi and back in time for yoga

by TheFatHairyGuy June 6, 2023

I WOULD HAVE TO TAP THE COAT OF ARMS AND DECLERATION OF INDEPENDENCE THREE TIMES.

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Person 190: I WOULD HAVE TO TAP THE COAT OF ARMS AND DECLERATION OF INDEPENDENCE THREE TIMES.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 14, 2025

Nick-on-Nick time

A euphemism for masturbation created by the character Nick in New Girl.

“That’s going to factor heavily in tonight’s Nick-on-Nick time.”

by aight-I’m-out February 26, 2024