Wonk

a wank at work

Mike was sick of filing so he decided to have a wonk

by Wonky the Donkey December 17, 2011

Wonking

When you masturbate with the hand you don't use

Jerry: bro, have you tried wonking yet?
Matt: WTF is wonking
Jerry: Left hand lasts longer bro

by axm August 12, 2015

wonkus

A man's penis that exceeds one's comprehension in both length and girth. Typically pulsating and bursting at the seams due to its inconceivable size.

What kinds of things do you do for fun?
I am a big fan of stroking my wonkus.

You all better duck, because I am going to turn around and I don't want to smack you with my wonkus.

by Austness May 1, 2016

Willy Wonka

To shit on a girls pussy and then eat her out.

I decided to willy Wonka the girl because I was both hungry and horny.

by Johnjohn123john January 28, 2016

willie wonka

the trillest nigga out of the Trezz
aka Glenwood Forest. aka the Candyman got what these bitchz want
aka the block bleeder better know as the candyman serving em
A PIMP

I'm the orignal Willie Wonka
aint know body else like

by Wonka November 17, 2004

willy wonka

a cock
something that can be inserted

aba- I play with my willy wonka all night long.

by geoff-o-rey July 27, 2005

Wonka-Wonka

The act of painting one's face, and then proceeding to insert aforementioned face into a woman's boobies, or "motorboat", and finally grabbing on to said boobies declaring, "wonka-wonka"

"How was being the clown at that kid's birthday party yesterday?"

"Awesome I wonka-wonka'ed his mom"

by Wonka-Wizzle March 31, 2009