Water Dog

The state of the male sex organ in which it is huge but not actually erect. Usually just before or after erection when it hangs down impressively inflated but not hard. Also known as a "Big Soft."

I'm glad I had a "Water Dog" instead of "shrinkage" when I had to drop my pants for that hot nurse.

Water Dog by MartialV December 30, 2007

Water Snob 

Someone whom only drinks very expensive bottled water...

That woman is a crazy Water Snob she paid $15.00 for a bottle of water.

Water Snob by slamhounder March 7, 2011

Water Hole 

n.
A urinal designed to accommodate multiple users. May vary in style from the stainless steel trough or simply a large hole in the ground.

The men all lined up to relieve themselves at the water hole.

Water Hole by Ladderwalker January 29, 2009

Water Goblin Queen 

A person who helps others, particularly in school or chemistry. Water Goblin Queens are in charge of naming the other mythical creatures, such as determining whether someone is an imp, sprite, fairy, or demon, etc. They are very helpful and very intelligent. A very high compliment.

Person 1: Ahh! I'm so lost with this chemistry!
Person 2: Oh, here *explains problem*
Person 1: I get it! You're very smart
Person 2: That is why I'm the Water Goblin Queen

Water Goblin Queen by Impy! November 22, 2011

Water feature 

When you take a dump in a public toilet and jump to the next cubical leaving your crap in the first toilet.
You can then finish off as normal in the 2nd cubical.
Meanwhile you can listen to the gasps from the public who walk into the 1st cubical who admire the water feature you created for them.

Do not use tissue or else it will ruin the water feature!

What's one heck of a water feature someone left in there!

Water feature by P187 July 20, 2011

Water Touch 

when your poo-piece touches the water before being released from your anus-hole.

Mandeep: "WOOOO!!"
Sean: What????
Mandeep: I just had a water touch!! The poo is still hanging from my anus!!
Sean: Can I see?
Mandeep: Yes!

Sean: Shall I wipe your ass?
Mandeep: Ok.

Water Touch by Poo Monsterz November 30, 2011

water the flowers 

to urinate in public or to go to the toilet in the wild out doors

im going to water the flowers
eg im gonna piss behind this bush

water the flowers by Andi C June 12, 2006