Uber Sloop

A finely crafted sail boat with the properties of AWESOME.

Unlike its more boring predecessor, the simple Sloop, the Uber Sloop is designed for total Awesome.

It's uses are:

Sailing in Uber water, where normal Sloops dare not sail.

Maintains awesome at all times.

Inspires awesome.

Can be used to fire Awesome Lazer.

All who board are considered Awesome for the remnants of all time.
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Only the Best receive a Uber Sloop, acquired only through God.

Or selling your soul to satan (purposely spelled without a capital S), which i don't recommend.

It's that Good.

I among few, have received a Uber Sloop.

God has bestowed upon thee, THY UBER SLOOP.

by Ages July 14, 2008

uber repus

a person so fascinated and so blinded by republicanism that they hear only one sentance "gaad you ah awsome"

These people also reside only in Massachustets

Mr Kerry: jeeze massachusets is a blue state but dayum did you see all those uber repus? i thought fo sho bush was gunna have this state

Mr Dean: heeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaayeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaa

by Teo St. Pierre June 26, 2006

uber pull

When you order a female Uber and try to smash

I’m going to Uber pull this bitch

by A fruitt cup October 25, 2018

uber n00b

an uber n00b is some 1 who suckes at gaming in every single aspect usally a townie (just because they are n00bish at everything in life)

uber noob: gets fragged for 1111 time
expert person: your not a noob your an uber noob

by UberN00b February 15, 2005

Uber Alice

Specialist form of Tutonic Bukkake, filmed with a very obliging frau.

Helga is a dirty scrubber, and likes nothing better than to star in a bit of Uber Alice in the evenings.

by George Vespe May 07, 2008

uber doober

used to describe something that is extraordinarily super

that orgasm was uber doober intense

by sarah adrianna July 12, 2006

uber vegan

A vegan who is very extreme with their lifestyles.

Pammy is so uber vegan, she only serves Tofurky for Thanksgiving.

by BruinKiller3469 March 20, 2009