struthiocephalic

adjective

Literally, being ostrich-headed; figuratively, burying one's head in the sand, or stubbornly refusing to acknowledge a predicament.

From L. strūthiō ("ostrich") + L. cephalicus ("head").

That fellow, with his undersized, beaky-featured skull and dour expression, cuts a struthiocephalic profile. Kind of like my FurAffinity profile, in fact.

"I'm perusing Amazon for a desk-sized karesansui that'll abate my anxieties about productivity!"
"Yeah, buy a rock garden and shove your entire fucking head into it. Quit procrastinating and start writing something decent, you struthiocephalic sluggard!"

by DrSJohnson August 25, 2020

Strathmore

A shitty town in southern Alberta. If you were born here you either hate your life, plan on farming until you die, or plan to work in oil & gas.

Surrounded by uninteresting prairie, the only thing keeping Strathmore on the map is the fact it's along the trans-canada highway.
the only redeemable quality of this town is that it's not Lethbridge.

"You're from Strathmore? My condolences."

by lizabethmaya September 6, 2020

Struthers

The act of accidentally burping up some puke on a vagina while going down on a woman and proceeding to continue to eat out the pussy, vomit and all, as if nothing happened.

Dude, I had Mexican earlier which led me to totally having a struthers.

by Liddz October 19, 2020

streatham and clapham

A school for rich girls who waste their daddy's money to be taught by neeks and pervy teachers and to follow rules given by the shitty SLT. Everyone thinks their roadmen but their acc little princesses with a fat trust fund. Full of neeks who think their really popular but everyone makes plans without them. Full of drama and the teachers always get involved and make it worse. Waste of daddy's money, but theirs always extra left to spend on drinks and nicotine.

streatham and clapham is a shitty school

by vfdgnofanfsn December 21, 2020

Stretchy Cheese

What people do when they eat meat lovers pizza together and do butt stuff

Rl enjoys stretchy cheese in a sexual manner

by Jimmythedog December 23, 2020

stretts

it is the combination of two words to make a whole word i.e. stretts is a combinding of stressful and settings .

man i cant do this here im all nervous , the stretts are real bro

by the master 86 December 28, 2020

stretched-gag

a gaging vacuum felt in the throat when a person deep throats a small cock right after deep throating a large cock. the small cock tickles the expanded opened up throat from the large cock.

Riley had a stretched-gag when she went down on Tom, she had just gone down on John, John is bigger...

by riley.lovecocks January 11, 2021