streth

Originating in the Highlands of Wales circa 1618, and following the adoption of various two-sided skirmish blades, a "streth" became synonymous with a "sheath," especially in the context of larger swords. This term became rather crudely applied to sheep by the late 17th Century to speak of a male sheep's "mating capability." Eventually, this term became a bit of a derogatory and a means by which to slander subjects of English Imperialism i.e. "That peasant is a 'palm sheath' or 'short sheath.'" Conversely, the term "long sheath" became an adjective strictly reserved for royalty or men capable of producing many progeny.

"That lowly beggar could never hope to be more than a 'palm streth.'"

by NoFlipNoFuture March 15, 2024

Sack Stretch

The act of stretching your legs to prevent your nutsack from sticking to your legs

It was a 100 degree day and my nut sack was glued to my legs, so I had to do the sack stretch.

by CaptainPete2024 September 16, 2023

Big Stretch

A term that defines when a pup stretches "Big stretch." Some now allege legalities against those who do not say "Big stretch, big big stretch" when their puppy stretches. Must be said in accordance to puppy law.

"OHHHHH Big stretch, big big stretch." Good boy!

by Big Stretch Dog May 6, 2023

hose stretcher

a hose stretcher is a rookie in the fire service...some guys will have a rookie look for items on a truck and will usually have hose stretcher towards the end...

Battalion Chief-probie, have you found everything on this truck?

Probie-yes sir, i have found everything except the hose stretcher

fellow firefighter "laughs" haha

probie: whats so funny?

FireFighter-ur the hose stretcher probie

by IGFireFighter November 14, 2009

Stretched

(Verb) To get beaten badly at something, typically in a match or competition, alluding to the metaphor of getting penetrated.
Synonyms: Ass Kicked, Destroyed, Fucked Up, Wrecked.

Damn, they got a 38 point lead, and we're not even in the second half. We're getting stretched bro!

by ONTHEEDGE67 March 29, 2021

strettled

To have accidentally (or deliberately) caused a problem with some system or device.

Question: "Is the database broken?" - Answer: "Sorry, it's been Strettled!"

by dubstar January 22, 2015

Jimmy Struthers

A person who acts like they know everything about body building because they saw it on tv or read it in a magazine and probably does full body workouts too often.

Don't listen to Jimmy Struthers

by dvwinner December 27, 2011