spread em

when you want a girl to spread them

guy: oy
girl: what
guy spread em

by saaaaap dod April 19, 2018

Spread eagle

Spread eagle is when you lay down on your stomach and repeatedly open and close your legs until you ejaculate on the carpet

Example: I walked in on my friend Chris doing the spread eagle on the ground last night

by Maxipad753 June 23, 2021

spreadneck speedball

Coffee and weed

You wake up smoke a bowl and drink a coffee you do a spreadneck speedball

by Marion co July 29, 2023

natural spread

the way a pair of ass checks spread open to expose the asshole without any assistance.

when sally bent over to get her panties, i caught a glimpse of a hell of a natural spread.

by iceman21 May 15, 2007

Religion Spreader

Someone who tries to spread whatever religion they're in and make atheists and other religions convert through verbal threats. These people mainly target atheists due to stereotyping.

person A: There was a religion spreader was yelling to a group of atheists today.
person B: What was he saying?
person A: "If you faggots don't join my religion, the power of the Lord will strike you down and send you to hell where only Satan waits for you."
person B: Jackass

by Treecko666 March 29, 2016

full spread

It's not just another word for a spread in a magazine, but it can also mean spreading your cheeks.

"Dude she totally showed me her full spread"

by DR.PEPPA August 6, 2016

Super Spreader

A Super Spreader is a person (mostly children) who has the COVID-19 virus and goes out to have fun.

Look at that Super Spreader over there on that swing set. He’s having fun without a care in the world about the pandemic.

by Mystical_Voodoo November 2, 2020