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Schmacker

A device you can schmack or hit, for example a Juul, Dab pen, etc.
Joe: Hey Karen can I use your Schmacker? I need some nic.

Karen: Hell yea Joe, who am I to take away someone’s buzz?
by cbergin13 July 15, 2018
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Schmeckleangelo

Schmeckleangelo ( n) a peterpuffer who has spent a more time on his back playing with his Peter than it took Michelangelo lying on his back to paint the Sistine chappel..
Has anyone seen glover? Nope... well If u see him don't shake his hand, u know that guy is a real schmeckleangelo. Always playing with that short crooked tiny little paintbrush of his.
by Rich Crain July 17, 2018
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schmunk

schmunk is a sex-neutral word and can be used as a adjective and adverb.

Måns2018
-Äej fyfan va schmunkig du är som råkade röka ciggen från fel håll

-asså sluta schmunka o rör på fläsket satmara

-för någon dag så schmunkade jag ner till konsum och snodde lite ost
by manshgf October 9, 2018
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Shmuck

Gabe: are you going to the Jaylen Brown thing
Danny: I don’t know (he knows he’s going)
Gabe: Ugh you’re such a shmuck
by Toll912 October 31, 2018
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schmeckman

A name for a person when they've exasperated you beyond words.
I was talking to Brian today and I just couldn't take it. What a schmeckman!
by 1234_ebita_5678 February 8, 2019
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Shmuck

Describing Someone Who Is An Idioţ̵̡̧̢̢̧̡̢̨̧̢̨̨̛̛̛͇̙̬͈̳͎̬̮̥̳͚̰̮͚͓͖͉̙̹̳̞̫̙͉̩͔͇͓̬̟̗̲̪̥̻͔̟̬̱͇͍̞̳̮̹̙̖̺̦̖̱̭̖͔͎͙̘͔̹̙̫̩̗̖̟̱̦͈̪͈͈̬̭͍̦̼̳̼̟̝̣̦͙̗̲̩͍̺̺͇͔͇̰̥͙̼̩̯̜̠͇̫̹͚̤̯̪͙̖̝̙͉͖̜̱̼̘̫͍̖͍̙̪̙͉̱̻͉͚͈̤̘̲̟̙̌̀̏̃̄͌̽̆̾̈̐͑̿̽̆̏̿̋͆̿͗͌̿̈̀̃̀̿͊̈́̈́̐́̍̅͑̋̈́̽͂̓̆̓̀̋̋̎̂̃̽̾̌͌̈́́̐͊̾̓͌̍͐̾̔̀̽̏̊̽̎̔̈͐̒͛̀̾̄͌̓̅́̂͆́̈́́̒͒͊̂̽̊͋̅͋̌̈͒̾̾̑̽̊̾̈́̏̔͋́̂̄́͛͋̂̕̕͘̕͜͝͠͝͠ͅͅͅ
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Shmuck

Can either mean Homie or asshole depending on the context
"Hey what's up my shmuck" or shut up you fuckin shmuck
by thatnibber February 21, 2019
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