relationship tax

A price you pay for being in a relationship. If your partner wants to do something stupid and/or boring, often times you get suckered into participating for fear of being called not being a supportive partner or cold or a bitch or an asshole or something else lame.

Dude #1:
Wearing that sweater your Mother-In-Law made that your wife thinks "adorable" but made that Leather Daddy downtown "give you the eye", you look like total fagbait in it.

Dude #2:

My wife likes it when I wear it and this morning she said: "Why don't you ever wear that sweater my Mother made for you? She spent hours making it, she spent hours making it, you could at least wear it! Besides, you look adorable in it." I basically wasn't going to get laid tonight if I didn't wear it, it's the relationship tax.

by sherwoodian June 11, 2011

Relationship Shades

Also referred to as relation-shades, this is a severe or extensive blindness to some unfavorable aspect of your partner or relationship which is undetectable to you, but completely obvious to everyone else. Relationship shades usually cloud your ability to see your partner for who he or she really is. Common personality traits which are susceptible to being unseen due to relation-shades include: passive-aggressiveness, extreme jealousy, militant disposition while in the company of any of your partner's friends, and straight-up bitch.

Man, your girlfriend is such an overprotective jealous bitch to anyone who comes within two feet of you.

What are you talking about? She isn't anything like that.

Tell that to the chick she punched out last week for smiling at you, I'm surprised you can see ANYTHING through those damn relationship shades.

by CGOguitarist October 3, 2011

Relationshiply Anonymous

Leaving one's relationship status on facebook blank. The world doesn't need to know. Putting an end to that awkward moment when she thinks you're "in a relationship" and you never talked about it in person.

Chick #1: Does Chip have a girlfriend?
Chick #2: I dunno, he's relationshiply anonymous.

by MorganMakeout June 22, 2011

Relationship eyes

The brief period in which you are so engrossed in your partner that everything they do or say is angelic and perfect in your sight. This usually takes place during the honeymoon phase of ones relationship.

Dude you definitely got relationship eyes for Sally man, you barely acknowledge her mustache.

by the real barney stinson May 27, 2013

Relationshipish

When you're not quite sure if you're in a relationship with someone or not.

"Hey girl, you wanna come have din din with me on Friday night?" "Sorry, I'm in a relationshipish."

by Sickofthefriendzone April 9, 2015

relationship ptsd

Revisiting the sins of your ex on your current relationship.

My poor husband. Because of my relationship PTSD I expect him to act just the same way my ex did.

by LivLongandProsper May 6, 2015

Relationship

1 the fact or state of being related. 2 a) a connection or association (enjoyed a good working relationship). B an emotional ( esp. Sexual) association between two people . 3 a condition or character due to being related. 4 kinship.

Where two Individuals share compassionate communication, "effective towards each other(s) feelings, whom communicate on a daily basis. Faithful loyalty an trusting another because they have build a relationship that each individual have mutual relations; corresponding in some way. 1) Having relationships which family, blood related, marriage to share a connection with others knowing you may count on them to be there. B) we can have many forms of relationships mainly the most compassionate one is mostly with whom we love our partner, husband/wife. Relationships are a big part of our word we have to build trust a loyalty with other individual (s) to have a civial life in our work environment (s) home(s) schools(s,) ect;

by Blissful_86 September 15, 2015