n. A gift (usually of high quality) given to a father by the mom of a newborn baby.
Before they brought the baby home from the hospital, Jane gave John a gold chain as a pop present.
Before they brought the baby home from the hospital, Jane gave John a gold chain as a pop present.
n. A gift (usually of high quality) given to a father by the mom of a newborn baby.
Before they brought the baby home from the hospital, Jane gave John a gold chain as a pop present.
Before they brought the baby home from the hospital, Jane gave John a gold chain as a pop present.
by Yippee_Ki_Yey June 2, 2025
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It’s not consciousness. But it fills the space where consciousness used to live.
It’s not consciousness. But it fills the space where consciousness used to live.
“The weirdest part? I kinda felt like it was with me. Just… there.”
“That’s synthetic presence. Creepy and comforting at the same time.”
“That’s synthetic presence. Creepy and comforting at the same time.”
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A person who enjoys watching their partner get fucked by other people, only while they are watching via a webcam.
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/ˈmɪsˌprɛzənt/
Describes a person who is absent from a place or event where they were expected to be present. Often used to imply the absence was unexpected, unnotified, or inconvenient.
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Describes a person who is absent from a place or event where they were expected to be present. Often used to imply the absence was unexpected, unnotified, or inconvenient.
by The light 🕯️ July 16, 2025
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A: "For the way I destroy is violent, I cannot be bound in a way that would matter."
B: "What? What the fuck are you talking about?"
C: "B, that's that 'Tumblr Prose' stuff, they think they sound smart."
B: "What? What the fuck are you talking about?"
C: "B, that's that 'Tumblr Prose' stuff, they think they sound smart."
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by QuacksO November 8, 2025
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