Marcus chang

Some guy that’s segsy af and has a six pack

“Damn Marcus chang is fine 😩” - Elle
“If Marcus was a painter I’d be his canvas any day” - Elle and HAN

by Ese culo bota caca December 10, 2021

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Marcus Wood

A 5ft fuckboy w/ a centimeter peter. That dates girls w/ flat asses.

Ewww... Marcus Wood is dating Lasagna Flatass.

by Nova Amped XIII June 23, 2016

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Marcus

Marcus is the dream boy of everyone. She is ginny's boyfriend.

"Marcus is better than hunter, periodt"

by Fre styles April 11, 2021

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Marcus

The quiet kid in the back of your class that'll become your boss one day. Don't fuck with Marcus.

A Non-Marcus: Hey Marcus, Why are you so quiet?

Marcus:...
A Non-Marcus: I'm sorry that I've ever questioned you! Please forgive my foolishness.

Marcus:...Ok.

by Supreme Lord Marcus November 7, 2020

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Marcus Møller Christensen

Marcus Møller Christensen is a homo. and has fake yeezys

"Marcus Møller Christensen? Yeah hes homo"

by NINIS February 20, 2017

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THIS CUNT ASS HOE NEEDS TO LEARN HOW TO HAVE PROPER FUCKING HYGENE SO HER PUSSY DOESNT SMELL LIKE IT HAS 15 MILLION DEAD FISH LIVING INSIDE OF IT SINCE THE YEAR 1653 AND SHE NEEDS TO LEARN HOW TO NOT BE A SELF CENTERED ASSHOLE WHO THINKS SHES PRETTY BC IN REALITY, SHES FUCKING NOT. SHE LOOKS LIKE A MOOSE HAD SEX W A TOAD AND WHAT CAME OUT WAS JULIA MARCUS. EVERYONE I TALK TO DOESNT EVEN LIKE HER, THEY ALL THINK SHES ANNOYING AS FUCK. I CANT SAY THAT I HAVE EVER ACTUALLY LIKED HER. I USED HER BC SHE HAS A BIG FUCKING HOUSE AND I LIKE BIG HOUSES BUT I DONT LIKE HER STANK ASS. SHES SO FUCKING REPULSIVE THAT JUST STANDING NEAR HER GIVES ME FUCKING AIDS. GOOD LORD.

Friend 1: Dude, that girl is kinda fire...
Friend 2: Yeah but she’s a Julia Marcus.
Friend 1: Oh shit, I can practically smell her fishy puss from here.
Friend 2: Same.

by Alliiiiison Smiiiith April 8, 2019

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