goosebutt 

(n)the sexual combinations possible using a spoon, jacuzzi, and peanut butter.

NOTE: clothing optional

dude i had the best goosebutt last night

goosebutt by TimmyDempster May 13, 2008

Goose Willis 

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a bird.

"When we went hunting, I brought my ALPHA DOG to retrieve the Goose Willis."

Goose Willis by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

Goose Necked 

When a women performs oral sex while the male encounter hold her neck as you would in a headlock. Moving the head of the female encounter up and down rapidly.

Alexa was goose necked this weekend by Spoony who is very grimy.

Goose Necked by Goose Neck Whatcher June 2, 2009

gooked

Result of a deception or fraud.

Dude 1: Check out this DVD player I just got, this guy sold it to me for $150.

Dude 2: They're selling that at Costco for $40. You got gooked, man.

gooked by Robrandt May 22, 2006

Shit Goose

a person who is just terrible in all ways of life.

as in when in the movie CKY2K they say "welcome to shitgoose stadium" and the place is just a craphole

Shit Goose by david November 20, 2003

christmas goose 

A girl who gets horny around the holiday season, and gets fucked by as many guys as possible.

Guy 1: "What's you're favourite part about Christmas?"
Guy 2: "The Christmas Goose kiid!"

christmas goose by G-Mizzle November 13, 2006

Goose 

To goose; to wingman until you're no longer required as a plot device to only then disappear in a blaze of glory, the fodder which is left in your wake has been goosed.

"Did you see Pete pull a goose on Friday? As soon as I said I was taking her home he was gone!"

Goose by Zero Degrees July 13, 2014