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The Fuck-You Button

Another name for the ignore button when someone is calling you.
When Sarah called Johnny, he didn't want to talk so he pressed the Fuck-You Button to quiet his phone.
The Fuck-You Button by jjdemon August 24, 2010

i want fuck you sex sex sex 

the ultimate pick-up line, coined by the defense minister of Iraq, as soon as someone says it to another person, their clothes disappear into the void and they immediately start sexing uncontrollably, currently, there is only one recorded person in history that was strong enough to resist it.
"i want fuck you sex sex sex"
*they start sexing*

They fuck you at the drive-thru 

Originally uttered by Leo Geotz (played by Joe Pesci) in "Lethal Weapon 2", it has come to signify a grudging acceptance of a shitty situation that one is powerless to change.
What, you just paid a $5 ATM fee to withdraw $40? Well, they fuck you at the drive-thru.

Because Fuck You 

It is pretty much the greatest response to anything. Can be used for the following reasons:
1. The other party asks a question so retarded and obvious it doesn't merit a serious response.
2. Someone eavesdropping on a conversation asks a question about it.
3. You don't know the answer but know what your saying is true.
4. Some annoying brat is asking questions just to try and stump you.
5. just improv it into any situation for comedic value or to silence someone you don't like.
Example 1:

Guy 1: Why do people think Hitler was so bad?
Guy 2: Because fuck you thats why.
Example 2:

Guy to his buddy: So ya me and my girl were at the movies and we were going at it hardcore and...
Eavesdropping douche: Why wern't you paying attention to the movie?
Guy: Because fuck you thats why.
Example 3:

Guy: You see for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.
Douche: why?
Guy: Because fuck you thats why.

Example 4:
Guy: Do you have any questions son?
Brat: Whys the sky blue?
Guy: Because the suns rays break up in the atmosphere and you only see the blue?
Brat: why?
Guy: Well because your eyes can only see certain colors.
Brat:why?
Guys: Well because your eyes laid out in a specific way that only allows that.
Brat: why?
Guy: Because fuck you thats why.

Example 5:
Girl: Why dont we just stay home and cuddle?
Guy: Because fuck you thats why.
Because Fuck You by MC J.Bizzle August 16, 2012

how about you go fuck yourself

expression that usually is a retort to a "how about you" question
"How about you sell your house?"
"How about you go fuck yourself."

Man fuck you, I see you at work 

A usual response to the question "Wassup can a loc come up in your crib?"
Saying that you will see he who questions you at your place of work, on top of this we can imply that the two people conversing are from the same place of work
Lamar: "Wassup, can a loc come up in your crib"
Franklin: "Man fuck you, I see you at work"