It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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another way of saying "because I felt like it"
Usually used when describing something that could've been done more practically.
Usually used when describing something that could've been done more practically.
I disconnected the natural gas input from my stove and lit it on fire because fuck you.
I needed to walk five blocks to the library, so I stood on the back of a semi-truck going the same direction because fuck you.
I needed to walk five blocks to the library, so I stood on the back of a semi-truck going the same direction because fuck you.
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A phrase used by fat arrogant children who never received proper tone education, mostly because of the attitude of their own parents. Deserves a punch in the face in response.
by KenM May 18, 2015
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