Amber Alert

One who purposely shits on the bed of one they are angry with

After an argument with his wife Johnny returns home to an Amber Alert in his bedroom

by Mississippi stuck in Texas May 1, 2022

Amber blow

The art of hiding cocaine in a tissue to inhale discreetly, for example during a court case.

Look that person on dock just took some amber blow.

by Ghost21088 May 14, 2022

Amber

A social woman who makes everyone think she is the perfect girl. In reality, she finds her purpose in the mental and physical abuse of those close to her. People's lives are her play thing that she wishes to see crushed under the heel of her shoe with no one else the wiser.

The term originated from Johnny Depp's ex-wife, Amber Heard, who has been proven to be an abusive narcissistic sociopath hellbent on ruining his career.

Ways to spot an Amber:
- she thinks only of herself
- can be a Karen sometimes
- is never wrong
- loves to play the victim.

- her truth is the "right" truth
- very emotional
- will only give fake apologies.

Did you hear that our neighbor was arrested last night?
Yeah, apparently she was an Amber all along.

by MissHellBlazer May 14, 2022

Amber’s tear

Non-existing tear.

Miss Heard tried so hard to make a crying face, but there was only Amber’s tear on her face.

by Bossxi May 17, 2022

Amber

Named after Amber Heard, an Amber is a lying and deceptive women who tries to take down a man on harassment and/or abuse charges that have been disproven by solid evidence.

“ you’re wife lied about rape? What an Amber! “

by JackDaBoi June 10, 2022

Amber

A vindictive narcissistic woman, usually blonde, that lives life sabotaging others reputation either through lies or by making a scene. Is usually in her 30’s to 40’s might be older and has either never been married, married and making their spouse miserable or divorced. This type of woman secretly hates others (usually women) that are more competent and kinder than them and are prone to gossip, insults and covert aggression. Usually has no real friends because she loses them or thinks others are inconvenient. They tend to be fake nice, but when the mask slips you’d see the hidden aggression through her glaring, sarcastic tone, and passive aggression. Some go as far as hiding it when in public.

Ambers usually say that they are “drama-free” but are absolute Drama Queens and overreact to comments that have nothing to do with them. They love to gossip by twisting the story to fit their narrative. An Amber is very ingenuine and are uncomfortable to be around. They lie about others for personal gain such as money, attention, or abusive control. Some go as far as cheating to get some kind of revenge. Some Ambers might be more outgoing than others but it’s just a method used to easily talk behind your back and have everyone take her side as a form of mobbing. Ambers are usually in positions of power and that’s exactly how they get everyone to believe them. They do vary in intensity and are tricky to spot, but with a trained eye you will be able to find out after a few interactions.

Person 1: Hey, why don’t we just use Google Calendar instead?
Amber: *sarcastic tone* You can use it if it’s thaat big of a problem. *glares* *walks to someone else* ..she just asked me “why don’t we use Google Calendar instead?” and I said: “she can use it if she cares thattt much.” *stays in contempt*
Person 1: *in deep thought and perplexed* wow.. what an Amber.

by MoonBarbie June 25, 2022

Amber Misaki

A crazy writer who wrote the unironically really good Gacha series “ Zodiac Signs” which episodes are almost about to 40-1 hour long. Also all the characters are Psycho bitches

“Amber misaki? The creator of The zodiac sign Gacha series? She’s crazy.”

by T3R3Z1_PYROP3 December 4, 2022