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tent pants

Sometimes pubescent males or transvestites have a certain erotic pleasure which simultaneously inflates the user's drawers. This phenomenon is not rare. Look carefully at your middle school brethren trying to deflate that tent they so often pitch. Unfortunately, women are unable to experience this phenomena unless something has gone terribly wrong. In these cases, the woman has grown a monster cock brought forth by a lack of estrogen or an acute increase in testosterone. Tent Pants is amazing common amongst young Caucasian males who lack a certain place in which they may pitch their tent. This inconvenience can result in torn pants, schizophrenia, nausea, depression, explosive diarrhea, and spontaneous giz sometimes referred to as an 'autogiz'.
look at him, he has tent pants, that horny motherfucker
by stof January 31, 2006
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Tenta

When a guy rubs the whole pelvic and vaginal region of a girl continuously before during or after oral sex
He gave me an awesome tenta
by Anonymous July 2, 2003
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Tent

"Tenting" or using a "tent" refers to the vieo game item "tent" which allows you to replenish all of your energy. In real life context, tenting is taking a break from any taxing activity.
Mall shopper A: Gosh, I'm tired. We've been walking a lot.
Mall Shopper B: Well, lets tent. We can sit on the couches then head to the food court.
by Lindsey D May 26, 2007
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Reverse Tent

Guys can pitch a tent, well get ready for the reverse tent.
The reverse tent is for when you have to shit , but are trying to hold it, THUS it 'turtles' in and out- which is why it has also been known as a "turtlehead"
Guy 1: " I was pitching a tent last night watching some porn before bed."

Guy 2: "I was pitching a reverse tent at the movies with my girlfriend last night."
by Cancerous Queen January 14, 2010
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Tentacle

A long tendril of flesh, often located in the vaginal passages
I have a tentacle in my vagina. LOL
by Anonymous07945 May 26, 2016
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tenting

The District and Regional managers were talking to the manager of the store... they were totally tenting each other.
by Perkar January 21, 2005
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The Tentacle

To insert your penis into a females Vagina or anus and come out on the other side.
"You should of seen the tentacle i got on her last night."
by ZuFe December 1, 2011
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