street teamer

Someone who joins a street team for a band. They will go around handing out flyers for gigs or generally promoting the band.

"Oh, look at that street teamer for My Chemical Romance, I'll go get a flyer from them"

by Becca&&Youre&&Hardcore July 6, 2006

cunt teaser

The male opposite of a cock tease. These men will do anyting to get you off, but when you want to fuck them, they'll say no with some lame excuse about being married or something.

"I met the hottest guy last night at the club! We've been dancing and flirting all night and when I was so wet that I wanted him right there and then, he told me he had to go home to his wife"

"What a cunt teaser"

by A man May 13, 2005

teahead

Beat slang for someone who smokes a lot of marijuana.

The Mexican jooks were full of teaheads in those days.

by 23skidoo January 22, 2009

Taser Sex

The consensual act of using a taser on one's partner during intercourse to derive sexual pleasure through electrical conduction.

"Taser Sex" is a largely untested and legally unapproved maneuver only performed by sexual deviants and self-professed idiots.

by Rondolio August 18, 2008

dont tase me bro

What that guy at the University of Florida said to the police when they tried to tase him.

Dont tase me bro!!!!!!!!!!

by holly the ginger kid. October 11, 2007

Taser Nation

The University Of Florida, where free speech is not included. If you ask the wrong questions, you will be shocked. When this occurs your fellow students will not assist you in any way, prompting the illustrious TV pundit, Stephen Colbert, to call out your student body as a bunch of submissive cowards.

FSU student "Dude, I heard Justin went to UF"
USF student "Lol, I hope he doesn't ask the wrong questions, he just entered the Taser Nation"

by Scotty Con Queso December 9, 2008

Teasing the Alien

butthole licking aka Tossing the Salad. Tagging the alien is known as anal sex.

Your face smells like ass, have you been teasing the alien?

by Ryan aka Ryno April 23, 2009