snarp chart

Snart charting is the act of shoving your phone in your rectum, taking a picture, and sending it to your mother.

I snarp charted my mom last night, she told me no more anal.

by Kaitie the fagget September 27, 2013

snarglefloop

When ones one penis is slowly inverting into a vagina

Dude my friend got a snarglefloop, now his girlfriend left him

by SirShanks February 23, 2014

Snart

While sneezing, one simultaneously shits their pants; the combination of a sneeze and a shart.

After a long weekend of binge drinking, a man was peeing, felt the urge to sneeze. The sneeze happened and he immediately had to turn around and release a hot steamy shit... a close call indeed. A new word was born, the snart.

by shitstain2999155 May 19, 2014

Snarkish

1) the act of being snark. To be rude or critical in a subliminal way. Derivative of "snarky."
2) the offspring after a shark and starfish perform coitus. Preferably smaller sharks.

Look, it's the rare Snarkish, only seen in remote ocean waters.

by Captain Smarty Pants November 27, 2015

snark welt

Noun. (Plural: snark welts) A well crafted, snarky comment which causes the recipient to respond as though they had just been physically slapped.

“The things which Betty said to her ex last night at the party were cold; it looked like he might cry from all her snark welts."

by OlyWABCR May 4, 2016

snart

When someone is snoring, but it sounds like a fart.

Honey you kept me up again last night with all your snarting. You know I can't stop laughing when you fart, but then I realized you were snoring.

by Lips62 August 12, 2016

snarkphones

headphones that let you differentiate sarcastic comments from serious ones

Don't forget to put on your snarkphones before reading that article

by arkanciscan August 8, 2016