snarkphones
snarkphones by arkanciscan August 8, 2016
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snartphone
a ghetto smartphone that 'corrects' your words to be misspelled, even though the word was spelled correctly to begin with.
"...you know I'm always up on your Facebook status lol on my 'snartphones' 'ftw'..."
'smartphone' was changed to 'snartphone'
'wtf' was changed to 'ftw'
'smartphone' was changed to 'snartphone'
'wtf' was changed to 'ftw'
snartphone by sillygirl#001 November 21, 2009
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