The 360 Suck-it

A derogatory gesture derived from Suck-it (DgenerationX et. al.). To perform the 360 Suck-it, one must jump in the air, spin the full 2*pi radians and land while executing the characteristic crotch chop and yelling, "SUCK-IT!" Landing from the jump allows for the proper bending of the knees needed for proper crotch chop execution.

Optional: While yelling "SUCK-IT", it is characteristic to have the facial expression of one who is constipated. Also, it is seen favorably to make a "WHOOSH" sound while executing the 360 spin for added dramatic effect.

The 360 Suck-it has caught on at many fine scientific institutions including CERN, the MIT Chemistry Department and Middle-Schools around the nation.

Typical execution of The 360 Suck-it:

"What? The Large Hadron Collider is down again??!? Well you can... (spins 360) *WHOOSH* SUCKK-ITTTT!"

The 360 Suck-it by WhaleHar July 10, 2009

Socks on 

You say "Socks on" Before sexual intercourse of the same sex to let your partner know that what they're about to do is no longer homosexual (Gay) therefore being Heterosexual (Straight). Make sure your partner and anyone else in the room puts their socks on, otherwise the act will be considered gay.

Dave: Socks on!
Zack: Socks on!
*They both put their socks on*
*Dave slowly and sensually undresses Zack*
ME: You get the picture, we don't need to go any further than that

Socks on by Woketh Loops August 4, 2018

wearing socks 

If you're wearing socks, nothing you do is gay (see no homo).

Friend: I heard you had sex with Jeff. I didn't know you were gay!
You: It's ok. I was wearing socks.
Friend: Ok nevermind.

wearing socks by The_Great_ Hugh_Mungus November 15, 2018

mate suck 

Sucking or French kissing a mates cock. Often done after drinking 2 ciders followed by 15 pints and half a bottle of red wine.

Hey Lads come over here and give me a quick mate suck !

mate suck by Wolfpacknz March 14, 2019

Diced to the socks 

When someone possesses supraphysiological muscular contractile tissue gains, generally with a very low body fat percentage. Someone who is diced to the socks is usually deploying an efficacious dose of some sort of anabolic compound such as Testosterone Enanthate or Trenbolone Acetate.

Bro 1: Dude that Derek guy is massive

Bro 2: Yeah man he is diced to the socks

Diced to the socks by DicedToTheSocks May 18, 2022

programming socks

Programming Socks are socks that are often required to perform coding. It is commonly stated that programming is a equipment sport, and this is true.

First guy: Hey, yo, I was trying to fix atmospherics in this dumb space game I play, but I couldn't figure out how to fix it in the code.
Second guy: Have you tried putting on your programming socks?
First guy: Oh, no, I probably should've of tried that earlier.
First guy then puts on a pair of programming socks
First guy: wow this code is so easy to make now!

programming socks by Space man person June 3, 2020

suck a cow dick 

Something you say to someone when they annoy or upset you. It's telling someone to suck a fat dick, choke and die.

Brooke's being a real bitch, she can go suck a cow dick.

suck a cow dick by Dinosaur359 May 10, 2017