Self care

Self care is an umbrella term that Twitter/Tumblr SJWs use to excuse their poor financial decisions. Why spend money on things like rent/bills when you can buy coloring books from Whole Foods?

I’m six months behind on rent, my phone got shut off and my cars getting repo’d. I’m going to a $400 spa though because self care.

by Lolwut05 July 21, 2018

Self High Five

to touch your index fingers and thumbs together to make a diamond shape with those fingers. Then keep the rest of your fingers straight out.

Started by Former WCW wrestler Diamond Dallas Page or DDP for short.

DDP did the Self high five after winning a match against an opponent from NWO.

by Someguys April 10, 2010

Self Sweltie

A self-inflicted Sweltie often used in email by way of a cc or bcc to oneself.

I gave Mango so much shit about his Mass Hickies and Swelties that I told him to take his own medicine and cc himself to see how it feels. After giving himself a Self Sweltie, Mango reported that his self-inflicted welt felt like he’d been scrubbing his ass with sandpaper for a week. He immediately ran to the drug store for an ice pack and some salve.

by btedstrom June 14, 2007

Self Treat

Someone who enjoys a little personal treat

Martin spent most of the day self treating

by Monkeyboy1975 September 10, 2010

self worship

Masturbation aka stress relief for christian folk

"Where's Susan? This Monopoly game isn't gonna play by itself"

"Ummmm, I think she went to the bathroom for a little self worship"

by HoroscopeGangsta.com October 21, 2013

self-like

To add a "Like" to one of your own posts on Facebook, Youtube or similar. Only people with a superior godlike self-esteem can pull this off without feeling embarassed.

A: Hey, Dave just self-liked his post. What a loser!
B: Nah, you are a loser. He's just bad-ass and doesn't give shit about what you think.

by davidfish December 10, 2016

self-emmolation

When your name is Emily and you'd like to set yourself on fire.

Emily is totally in a state of self-emmolation right now.

by noGoodNate September 20, 2018