Definitions by btedstrom

badmashing 

Combination of badmouthing and bashing, often used by a person that studders or has mush-mouth.

The sales rep was such an annoyance as he kept badmashing us in hopes it would make us look bad. In the end, it made him look like a total douchebag, and he lost!

badmashing by btedstrom October 2, 2009

GAP 

Gay Asian Porn

The Rice Queen had so much GAP on his computer that it blinded Microsoft technician when he remoted in to help load an update

GAP by btedstrom August 9, 2009

Cruddle 

The puddle of ass sweat left on a seating surface after an intense workout, spicy food, or when the climate is too humid.

OMG - On my way home from the gym, I stopped at the pharmacy to pick up a prescription. I took a seat while on line, and when I got up, I had left a huge cruddle. I didn't know it was there, but some big heffa got all up in my grill, and shouted "What's That??" I was like "it's a cruddle, Heffa".

Cruddle by btedstrom March 2, 2009

Ass Hickey

When someone consistently and intensely kisses ass and latches on for so long that it leaves a hickey.

Did you see that brown-nosing Jimmy? He kissed Joes ass so much that he left an ass hickey.

Ass Hickey by BTedstrom September 15, 2008

chickey 

A top-down, mass distributed ass hickey, from a company's C-suite, to publicly praise or acknowledge one or more people. While not as fluffy as a typical mass hickey from the trenches up to the C-suite, it remains an effective, but potentially uncomfortable motivational tool. Often used in an email with multiple cc's, a chickey often includes a blatant reference to the chicky to warn those who might attempt to ridicule the sender. As with a mass hickey, a chickey makes all recipients feel good for the person(s) praised, yet at the same time they feel somewhat violated.

Oh my gosh Mango, did you see Antonio's chickey? It was quite well crafted and articulate, but did you get the drift that we shouldn't comment? OUCH! If I were you, I'd step up my game as you clearly have competition.

chickey by btedstrom January 1, 2008

Lickey 

An incredibly lame ass hickey where the sender omits important information, such as names, or doesn't spell check the message before sending it. This is such a lame attempt that the "latching on" step of the ass hickey is completely missed, and the recipient only gets licked. While the recipient(s) still feel violated, as they do when receiving a mass hickey, they walk away from the lickey un-marked, but feeling somewhat damp.

Hey Svetlana, did you see Mango's most recent lickey? He totally forgot the last name of a couple of people, and just left a series of dots where their last names should be. I still feel totally spammed by him, but I only have a damp spot where his regular hickeys and swelties would normally be.

Lickey by btedstrom August 7, 2007

Self Sweltie 

A self-inflicted Sweltie often used in email by way of a cc or bcc to oneself.

I gave Mango so much shit about his Mass Hickies and Swelties that I told him to take his own medicine and cc himself to see how it feels. After giving himself a Self Sweltie, Mango reported that his self-inflicted welt felt like he’d been scrubbing his ass with sandpaper for a week. He immediately ran to the drug store for an ice pack and some salve.

Self Sweltie by btedstrom June 14, 2007