PerCheating

A non-existent word thrown around recklessly by the weak on World 28, 'Lords of Ultima' to mock the leading Alliance, 'Perfection'.

In lieu of playing fairly some have devolved to attacking the uncountable successes made by the Alliance 'Perfection' as acts of cheating.

AlphaDogs: "Ohnos, we lost another castle to Perfection today! Perfection must be "PerCheating!"

Meanwhile. . .

Perfection: (silence) - because being, "Classy is saying a lot without words."

by ExperimentalKernel September 23, 2011

porch goblin

Its the modern definition of a baby porch monkey or greasy dread headed chief keef

Look at that stanky nappy head porch goblin he for sure doesn't have running water poor porch goblin

by UncleSamInATrenchCoat August 13, 2017

Perching

1. Acting alert in an office setting to avoid getting more work or to seem busy to others.

2. Wasting time at work while resting hands on keyboard to look busy.

"Thank God it's Friday. I've been perching at my desk all afternoon waiting for 4 o'clock."

by Pirate Fish June 4, 2009

porchmonkey

a significant other, girlfriend/ boyfriend, spouse, lover

how was your day my little porchmonkey?

by porchape March 31, 2010

perch

to have one's asshole fall out. usually said in Wisconsin. people usually perch in extreme weather conditions, like the humble winter.

I partied so hard, I perched!

by analpounder037 December 4, 2014

Porch cop

Nosy neighbor who keeps an eye out for pirates on your porch.

Porch cop said she was bringing over homemade chocolate chippers, but she really wanted to get a look at our entry way.

“GoPuff never sucks,” glowed Brian. “As soon as Irene the porch cop sees the delivery guy drive up, she gives us a jingle to let us know the booze is here.”

by Hifalutin! January 31, 2022

Bella Porch

A terrible singer and a try-hard just to be like Charli Damelio. Bella Porch is a wannabe who doesn't deserve her fame because all she even does is shake her head and sing

Have you heard of Bella Porch? She sucks!

by Bella Porch Life September 5, 2021