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Definitions by UncleSamInATrenchCoat
porch goblin
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Its the modern
definition
of a
baby
porch monkey or
greasy
dread headed chief keef
Look at that stanky nappy head porch
goblin
he for sure doesn't have
running
water
poor
porch goblin
porch goblin
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UncleSamInATrenchCoat
August 13, 2017
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