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Net Positive

A person who has evolved in his communications and data management to the point of considering obsolete the use of text messages, cd burning, and games not played online.
A Net Positive person does not watch TV, neither goes to movie theaters; if not downloadable, he says, it is not worth the bother.
A: "Yo... let´s go to see Date Night."
B: "You mean... to the cinema?"
A: "´Course!"
B: "Forget it... Net Positive."
by rperazag June 22, 2010
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mercenary position

–noun
a position for sexual intercourse in which one fuckee hires a professional soldier hired for service in a foreign army to lay upon the other fuckee.

Origin:
1965–70; so called because it was allegedly favored by lethargic Christian missionaries working among indigenous peoples, in preference to positions in which the man approaches the woman from behind, with little work done himself.
God damnit woman I ain't got no more semen in me. You done run my well dry. Shit female, Imma have to break it out in mercenary position.
by cK March 3, 2009
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posi

posi short for positive hardcore. type of music that is hardcore but postive fast almost punk like in sound but with lyrics that state standing strong and never to give up also things such as if you fuck with me your dead. a term used alot by scene fucks such as my self.
comeback kid is posi as fuck man those guys are hardcore, they will fuck you up if you fuck with them or their freinds.
by xbloodyaffairx January 10, 2005
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Ying Yang position

When a girl rolls into a fetal position ball and lies with the back of her neck on the bed. The man starts to bone her, giving the woman sexual pleasure on one end, and physical pain on the other. Will excite male because he's gettin' some, and woman has to choose if its worth it.
Ying Yang position is a traditional Pros v Cons situation.
by Joe the Electrian February 28, 2009
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fetus position

to be in the position of a fetus to remember you when you were in your mother's stomach. The position that reconfort you when you're emo.
To cry in a fetus position like an emo.
by sweetie_mel_ June 22, 2006
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Pömsig

Swedish word for being tired after sex.
-Peomsiihg-
Fan vad pömsig jag är, min flickvän tar kål på mig
(Damn i'm "Pömsig", my girlfriend is killing me.
by Christian Svan May 30, 2006
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position

If you see preferably a girl bending down, you say P, then the first letter in the girls name. Let's say it's a girl named Yuni, then you say: PY (Position Yuni). If you don't know the name of the girl you just say P

Or you could say P and the first letter in that persons job, like teacher; PT. And so on
Aleks: On my left, PJ
Jonas: That's just hot
by relaxo June 2, 2005
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