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Cole

Shit goalie, can't save shit
Cole is your neck burnt from the goal light.
by CK March 25, 2016
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mercenary position

–noun
a position for sexual intercourse in which one fuckee hires a professional soldier hired for service in a foreign army to lay upon the other fuckee.

Origin:
1965–70; so called because it was allegedly favored by lethargic Christian missionaries working among indigenous peoples, in preference to positions in which the man approaches the woman from behind, with little work done himself.
God damnit woman I ain't got no more semen in me. You done run my well dry. Shit female, Imma have to break it out in mercenary position.
by cK March 3, 2009
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tail feather

an ass sticking out!
by CK May 13, 2005
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crunk juice

its a bevarage u drink to get crunk,
like alchhol!!
"pass me my crunk juice....imma bout to get CRUNK!!!!"
by CK May 13, 2005
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kilo

an axe scent
used in math means 1000
2.2 lbs of cocaine
by ck May 6, 2005
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fellatio

From the great Chris Rock:
What married men get compared to single men.
Single men get blowjobs. Married men get fellatio.
by CK January 26, 2005
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k2

A two-step process in which one listens to a sufficient amount of k-pop, and then "follows it up" with a little masturbation while watching k-porn (alternately "korean" and "kiddie", depending on the mood).
I wish dan had finished that topology, but instead he felt like going home and pulling a k2.
by ck December 12, 2004
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