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Prostate-toot-shuN

When a prostitute fiddles with your prostate until you toot, and then you shun her for the rest of the STD bang sesh.
Big Queefy: Yo Boner, I’m tryna hit hooters tonight, you in?

Boney Stoney: First, it’s Boney, not Boner. And second, I’m out. I’m shunning prostitutes rn, I call it prostate-toot-shun. So I’m not down with looking at any Hooter whores tonight. You’ll get multiple STDs just looking at them.

Big Queefy: True, I got Gonorrhea and Crabs just from staring at this Hooter hoe last time. Turns out the crabs were not the food like I thought..

Boney Stoney: Damn that’s hot. Nvm, I’m so in.
by Stoney69 July 16, 2022
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prosthitute

A prostitute that has some augmentation via prosthesis.
Me: Yo, Larry. I hooked up with that prosthitute last night. She wanted me off with her robot arm.
by Somewhat Schizo November 8, 2022
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Prostatheist

A man that does not believe that prostate stimulation will feel good. This could be through lack of experience, opportunity, or fear of seeming gay
Gareth used to be a Prostatheist until I smashed his back doors in and made him see god.
by Novox May 27, 2023
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Prostate

The gland that controls whether or not you ejaculate or take a whizz, it's also kinda responsible for the results that happen after you stuff something into your bussy.
"G-God I'm using 108% of my prostate right now!-!!"
by Zach T. Radass July 30, 2024
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propstitute

The woman standing next to a political candidate for no other reason than to be a stage ornament
“Who is that woman standing next to the candidate speaking ? She looks like a Propstitute”
by anonymous November 30, 2023
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Prostate Orgasm

When you edge yourself (my jerkin it) multiple times and you don't want it to end.

Example. Your lady friend invites you into her room. she kisses you passionary. You begin to strip, and she puts a finger your lips and says "shush, I have something planned." She grabs a few cuffs and begins stripping you down and strapping your limbs securely to the bed frame.

She begins teasing your now throbbing member while you struggle in your bonds. You just reach climax when she jumps off and says "One More Thing". You feel cold lube circling your butt and feel the gentle push of a small toy inserted. You feel like you need to pee.

She jerks you off furiously until you hit climax, your butt clenches and you shoot ropes you've never done before. You keep shooting, but each time it puts pressure on the toy, forcing you to shoot more. And repeat until you've shot every least drop you had.

Breathing hard, you try to break the bonds, still hard. When she looks over you and says "My Turn", you cry but you have no choice. Next stop Dry Orgasm.
Man, I thought only girls could cum a few times. Damn, I did 5 times and was ready for more because she made me have a prostate orgasm!
by Amarant09 December 25, 2023
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Prosetitute

Prosetitute
That John Doe is such a prosetitute for writing a paid article that was full of such obvious lies!
by cuddleberry February 9, 2025
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