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Photoholic

Sanjeev Nanda always carry his camera,he is such a photoholic
by Sanjeev Nanda December 8, 2019
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Alaskan Photoshop

The act of precision-ejaculation that renders a sexual partner more attractive than before by targetting facial deformities.
"Sally may well be a butterface but with a little Alaskan Photoshop she is a babe!"

"I don't have any computer skills so I just do some Alaskan Photoshop on my models before I shoot the pictures for my website."
by MinWang September 29, 2012
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The Boy Who Cried Photoshop

This person denounces everything out of the ordinary as being photo shopped. To them, nothing is real and everything is fake. They're the type of person who believe the moon landing was faked.
Dude 1: "Hey man, I saw you got the shit kicked out of you by Chad at the frat party yesterday."
Dude 2: "Proof?"
Dude 1: *Shows picture of dude 2 laying on the floor and getting stomped on by Chad*
Dude 2: "That's photoshop! That never happened!"
Dude1: "Suuuuure it was dude, seems like you're full of ilos to me... You know that story about the boy who cried wolf? You're the boy who cried photoshop!"
by NoYouMan May 10, 2017
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stolen antique photos

John Mulaney "why do you have these stolen antique photos?"
Alex "Because its the one thing you cant replace"
by BandMan420 November 18, 2019
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Phonovial

Ahh yes, Phonovial. The passive-aggressive monster that will haunt your nightmares for years. Once a powerful being with unlimited potential, now turns to be a Beta male in his current state. Tends to fend off his enemies with just two simple words; "WATCH IT". Do not get in his way. All Phonovials are the same, so one is easy to identify from a large crowd. Do not be fooled, this man has the potential to take on entire armies and live to tell the tale.
Ryan: "Did you see that Phonovial the other day? As soon as he said "Watch It!" I was out of there!

Aiden: "Yeah man, Phonovials can be very passive-aggressive sometimes.
by Butters The Band Fag January 20, 2018
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Phonophobia

The phobia or fear of loud noises. This case is extremely rare and affects 1 in 6.5 of adults
Alexa: hey are you scared of fireworks

Keira: yea I have phonophobia
by Keiradahuman November 5, 2019
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Phobophobia

A fear of fear itself. A real phobia.
Bob had Phobophobia, so when he found out, he entered a comatose state and imploded into a black hole
by Supertrain12 December 20, 2019
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