Moironic

The inadvertent appearance of irony in an utterly moronic discourse.

You're calling out people on their agendas after you've made it clear you had one yourself-- that's pretty moironic.

by Dranreb November 28, 2007

moistee

A younger sexually active female teenager who is always "up for it"

"see that girl over there?"

"yeah, what a moistee!!!"

by Richard777 October 21, 2008

Moist poo

1. an excrement in which the gas or vapor turns into a liquid, creating condensation.

2. A watery defecation.

"Due to this mornings dew my yard was covered in moist poo from the neighbors dog making nightly visits."
"All of that PBR last night resulted in a case of moist poo."

by ETeezy January 18, 2010

Mointer

A munter with the characteristics of a pig. The 'oin' is representative of the sound of a pig 'oink'.

Wow that was one fat mointer.

by chemdan May 11, 2010

Moist Balls

The point at which your balls moisten with the anticipation of oncoming sexual acts

Dude, I totally got moist balls last night on my date when she bent over to pick up her keys

by shmandrew February 14, 2012

moisture oyster

Another word for vagina, pussy, vertical smile etc.

He slid his hands in between her thighs and slowly opened them to reveal her magical moisture oyster.

by PandaPwned July 19, 2012

Moity

If Jesus was a cat.

How many times a day do you pray to Moity.
That's a very moity hat you have.
Do you know the way to Moity
"For moity's sake!!!!"

by Moity August 6, 2018