Linda

A Linda is a liberal white woman who lives in an upper middle class neighborhood in a major U.S. city who, despite being the walking, talking embodiment of privilege, likes to judge others who she thinks are not appropriately woke. A Linda often drives a Subaru but is not above driving a Volvo or an Audi. Usually there is a "coexist" bumper sticker on the back that you can spot while her car is parked outside the yoga studio. Lindas are the extreme opposites of Karens in that if they see a person of color walking through the neighborhood, even if that person is carrying a crowbar and looking in car windows, a Linda will challenge anyone who thinks it's suspicious. A Linda usually feels really guilty about her privilege, but not so guilty that she'd sell her vacation home in the mountains or at the beach and donate the proceeds to charity. On the other hand, she thinks you need to check your privilege.

I'm taking my trash down to the curb the other day, and this Linda who lives on my block starts harranguing me about why don't I have a Black Lives Matter sign in my yard.

I saw a couple Lindas knitting pussy hats on a front porch the other day.

You can't even go to that Whole Foods store now. It's full of Lindas who complain that the stockers are white men.

by Jacob's Stepladder January 25, 2021

yorba linda

where all the bros and whores live

That guy has a raised truck hes definately from yoBRO linda.
"I wanna get laid tonight!"... "Let's go to WHOREba linda."
(yorba linda)

by kim & kristi October 17, 2008

lindsay lohan

more aesthetically pleasing to the eyes than 99.9% than the girls on the Earth-- if you disagree then you're retarded.

smart guy : lindsay lohan is just.... wow...
retarded guy : no she's not

by realist theory of IR December 12, 2007

Rabbi Linda Goldstein

Raving lunatic, not Jewish but tries to co-opt Judaism and pretends she's a rabbi, but a "cool woke" one, so she can say anti-semitic s**t without anyone being able to call her an anti-semite.

No one:

No one at all:
Rabbi Linda Goldstein: LoOk aT mE i'M a RaBbI bUt nOt aN aCtUaL jEw. My head is far far up my own ass. I don't hold the shit talking sessions that I call "prayer" in Hebrew because it's the ZiOnIsT language, even though it's the literal language the Torah was written in and is 2000 years old. I can't correctly a

by Not_another_s**t October 13, 2021

dirty lindsey

A girl who pulls out her viagina and rubs it on every public bench she can find to get horny.

Paul: Where's Kathleen?
Pedro: I got rid of the crazy bitch, she started to Dirty Lindsey in the park.

by Wasstfjwbqq August 15, 2017

Lindstrom

A Fag who has no life and thinks he is great at volleyball. he has no friends or no job. the onlt hting he is good at is being a douche. get a life.

Dude don;t act like a Lindstrom.

by mcizgr9 May 4, 2009

Dirty lindsay

What a woman farts louder than your husband as you get yelled at by him

Did you really have to dirty lindsay babe

by dcool69 April 24, 2020