Jonathan

Jonathan Espinosa better known as huge mandingo. He won the Guinness records for pulling the most hoes. He was the first known pimp in world history. He first started he pimping at 5 he pays a girl $5 to give him his first kiss, which prompts Jonathan to start his own "kissing company" and eventually becomes a pimp. He then develops bottom bitches which our he's hoes which are the ones that get the money for him known as the Jovi's and Brandon's. He's main bitches are called Humberto's.. The humberto's are usually the scarecrow looking ones but its what lewers in the Jovi's or brandon's known as the hoes.

that nigga pulled 7 hoes in one night that nigga pulled a straight jonathan.

by jonathan1111111111 October 20, 2010

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Jonathan

Dominican male.
Not as cool as Bianca.
Very noob.
Beware.

I sure wish I wasn't so Jonathan at this video game.

by taimaishoo August 3, 2011

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Jonathan

A big-eared deadbeat Dad that has a tendency to beat on little kids and their mother, and in his spare time enjoys jerking off into his dirty socks. The skinny loser still lives with his parents in the same small town that he grew up in and is a clepto as well as a pathalogical liar.

I hung out with Jonathan the other nite and he got shitfaced after riding around in his purple van all night then after we got home he asked me to stick some little white hook up his ass! wtf?

Man, what a fag!

by LUDA85 June 30, 2009

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Jonathan Earl

A motherfucking English teacher who always gives TJ 90 minutes. He always smiles at small children and he gives out fucking the most annoying homework assignments ever. He can fuck off and stop saying I'm just writing down the names of people who are being disrespectful.

"Jonathan Earl is my paaaappppi"

by -DJ_Hex-10 January 5, 2020

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