Jared Daniels 

White straight male with gay tendencies at which is suppressed through radical acts (defecating in a field, snorting cocaine, etc.) and having sexual intercourse with females without consent.

Man 1: Yo bro this girl last night got it bad.
Man 2: Did you get consent though?
Man 1: Nah
Man 2: Bro you just pulled a Jared Daniels lol

Jared Daniels by bjake February 26, 2020

Jared Aka Jeron 

Jared Aka Jeron is my guy u know. This Donny is lanky af but he literally doesn't care, he will do anything for literally anything. He loves to BUY stuff from bare shops, mostly Sainsburys. He also loves to cycle for some retarded reason, needs a bit of a wake up tbh

Jared Aka Jeron's guy : A yoo Jared Aka Jeron what u saying u lanky cyclist
Jared Aka Jeron: Nothing g nothin

Jared Aka Jeron by Crackisgoodforyourhealth March 10, 2020

Jared Miller 

A perfectly sane individual who is also king of 2b2t.

Beardler is so trustworthy he could be the next Jared Miller.

Jared Miller by Autistigasm June 22, 2021

Jared Taylor 

A person who doesn’t know when to stop drinking. Addicted to alcohol

Can’t stop ahhh Jared Taylor

Jared Taylor by psedonymm November 6, 2022

Jared's Revenge

Sometimes when you go to Subway, you're too hungry for a six-inch sub, but not hungry enough for a footlong sandwich. That feeling you get once you've eaten the footlong sandwich when you should have just had the six-inch sub is known as Jared's Revenge.

"Oh man, I definitely should have got the six-inch Italian BMT, not this footlong Steak & Cheese... I've got a serious case of Jared's Revenge!"

Jared's Revenge by King Rustler, Bane of Jimmies May 28, 2012

Jared Co. 

This is what they refer to as "the one who lusts for Aidan. Has been known to stalk and harrass small children at pre-schools also and a fan of large insertions.

Hey kid , you look like a young Aidan , wanna come back to my place and watch me stick this coke bottle in my ass??

Jared Co. by Habibqaqeqsqede December 13, 2004

Jared Hance 

a fucking bitch

Jared Hance is so cute. That fucking bitch.

Jared Hance by rhsstudent November 20, 2014