Jared Lipp

A name used for the boy at school who attracts all the gay boys, and secretly likes it. Sometimes can be found docking under the bleachers at football games.

Wow that kid is such a Jared Lipp pretending he’s doesn’t like the gay kids looking at his ass.

by ApeGoblin January 11, 2020

Jared Daniels

White straight male with gay tendencies at which is suppressed through radical acts (defecating in a field, snorting cocaine, etc.) and having sexual intercourse with females without consent.

Man 1: Yo bro this girl last night got it bad.
Man 2: Did you get consent though?
Man 1: Nah
Man 2: Bro you just pulled a Jared Daniels lol

by bjake February 26, 2020

Jared Aka Jeron

Jared Aka Jeron is my guy u know. This Donny is lanky af but he literally doesn't care, he will do anything for literally anything. He loves to BUY stuff from bare shops, mostly Sainsburys. He also loves to cycle for some retarded reason, needs a bit of a wake up tbh

Jared Aka Jeron's guy : A yoo Jared Aka Jeron what u saying u lanky cyclist
Jared Aka Jeron: Nothing g nothin

by Crackisgoodforyourhealth March 10, 2020

Jared Miller

A perfectly sane individual who is also king of 2b2t.

Beardler is so trustworthy he could be the next Jared Miller.

by Autistigasm June 22, 2021

Jared Taylor

A person who doesn’t know when to stop drinking. Addicted to alcohol

Can’t stop ahhh Jared Taylor

by psedonymm November 6, 2022

Jared's Revenge

Sometimes when you go to Subway, you're too hungry for a six-inch sub, but not hungry enough for a footlong sandwich. That feeling you get once you've eaten the footlong sandwich when you should have just had the six-inch sub is known as Jared's Revenge.

"Oh man, I definitely should have got the six-inch Italian BMT, not this footlong Steak & Cheese... I've got a serious case of Jared's Revenge!"

by King Rustler, Bane of Jimmies May 28, 2012

Jared Co.

This is what they refer to as "the one who lusts for Aidan. Has been known to stalk and harrass small children at pre-schools also and a fan of large insertions.

Hey kid , you look like a young Aidan , wanna come back to my place and watch me stick this coke bottle in my ass??

by Habibqaqeqsqede December 13, 2004