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Jaked

To be dropped off at a random location, not by choice.
Jake: man that bitch made out with some one right in front of me
Matt: So what did you do?
Jake: I dropped that bitch off at a gas station
Matt: hahaha man that bitch got jaked
by awesimo April 24, 2010
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a jake

Not only is he a Mark he’s also a Jake for calling 12
by SomeChicraqGuy January 27, 2018
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jake

sexy man who is incredible at fucking and has a great bod.
wow, look at him, he is such a jake
by emily francesca May 26, 2008
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jake

a being of extreme sexual nature. often refered to as a scientific breakthrough because no one can stare at him longer that 2 seconds without craping their pants on a count of his astonishing beauty.
"i dare you to stare at jake for 3 seconds"
"no problem!"
"1....2.... GOD DAMNIT!!!!"
by manbearpig69 April 12, 2008
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Jake Paul

A special 12 year old girl who likes other girls. His fans, known as the Jake Paulers are mentally ill, disabled seven year olds.Do not cross him, he has fame and popularity from riding on his brothers nuts. Legends say he has an extremely small penis if he has one. Very low IQ and he’s cumin with the crew. His girlfriend/sister =Tessa Brooks raps about panera. People say he dated Hillary Clinton but broke up becuz Hillary thought he was to much of a moon bat.
OMG your being such a Jake Paul!
by FakeBall May 3, 2018
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Jake Paul

A narcissistic idiot who exploits his 12 year old fans for money. His content mostly consists of fake drama, vlogs, and some obvious fake horror shit
You watch Jake Paul? Fuck you
by scyllaisreal July 25, 2018
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the fall of jake paul

A very lit diss track on Jake Paul by older brother Logan Paul (who is much butter). Alissa Violet (ex- girlfriend of Jake) makes an appearance and 'kisses' Logan. Why Don't We also dissed Jake because he dissed them calling them a 'Walmart One Direction' (then he apologized in tears lol).
Uh oh, that's Alissa Violet, used to be your chick
Now she in the Logang and you know she on my... team
Those cars ain't yours, man, that shit was just floated
Gun tattooed on your leg 'cause she knew you weren't loaded

I act in movies that your fans watch with their babysitters (airplane mode)
I thought you were my boy, guess I have a baby sister (yeet!)
You're tryna be a model, should've kept Neels Visser (hahaha)
Go make another video 'bout who's the better kisser

Is it called Team 10 'cause you take 10% of your friends? (that's fucked up Jake)
When the contract dies, so does the career, it ends (that's also a fact)
Are you mad just 'cause you couldn't sign the Dolans? (they're smarter than you)
So you had to replace them with some Spanish twins? (hahaha, weak!)

It's everyday bro, do you give up at night?
We 24/7 man, you picked the wrong fight
I'm a savage, you are average, I'm a beast, I'm going wild
This song will be the death of you, I'm 'bout to be an only child
The fall of Jake Paul
by Whoisheba August 15, 2017
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