Yankee handle

When someone from up north gives you a handle job

Boy 1: she is from new york imma have her give me a handjob
Boy 2: you mean a yankee handle

by Username67435 June 14, 2021

Peruvian Salmon Handle

The act of freezing a dalmon, painting it red and white, then shoving it down your uncle's throat.

"Hey dude, I heard Sam gave him uncle a Peruvian Salmon Handle."

"OH gross not that!"

by Upamonaco August 22, 2024

Firm Handle

A beautiful person from illinois. Someone with over whelming social and worldly intelligence. Someone who can find beauty in the minimalistic nature of things, while also craving to find importance and beauty in the bigger aspects aswell. Not a striper bitch from kankakee, but the coolest most respectful person from the neighbouring town. You will never forget a firm handle

Baby, you are a firm handle, Through and god damn through

by keekeekaikalloo September 6, 2024

Petty handle

The ability to handle petty people, like yourself.

Despite the constant criticizing the group said to one another. Christi was able to petty handle the group today, by reminding them for the lack of their team work, and pionted out everyone in the groups most trivial details, revealing her own petty self.

by Bigbootytractor77 October 19, 2024

Handle Scandal

When someone finds an unexplained, sticky surprise on their car door. Nobody knows who did it.

I went to leave work and there was a handle scandal waiting for me.

by FML@VL June 25, 2025

On Shipping and Handling

When your wax pen is nearly empty and begins to have a nasty, burning taste. Also commonly referred to as “smoking technology”.

“Hey man, you got your pen on you?”

“Ya but I gotta warn you, it’s on shipping and handling.”

by theotherjohnmayer July 8, 2025

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.9.Handling Somwthing Mean It Will Relieve Itself.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. July 26, 2025