by James Roby August 3, 2007
Get the Hangjob mug.A hand job deluxe is what your masturbation buddy gives you if you want one (I always do!) -- he sticks the middle finger of one hand up my boi-hole and massages my prostate, while using the others to play with my balls. He jacks me off with his other hand until I have an awesome cumgasm and blow my load, and then laps up my cum as it spurts from my dick.
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The bizarre series of hand gestures that many of our less effective politicians have been trained to perform, in order to distract attention from the vacuity of what they are actually saying.
Sometimes it’s hard to tell the difference between David Cameron handjobbing and an ambidextrous koala doing karate.
by The Font May 18, 2013
Get the handjobbing mug.1: A situation which is perceived as being superficial, false, lacking in sincerity, or a waste of time.
2: A person who is incompetent, unproductive, and worthless.
2: A person who is incompetent, unproductive, and worthless.
1: Can you believe they made us go to that strategic planning meeting? It was a facade--nothing but a bunch of smoke and mirrors. The boss doesn't plan to do anything we suggested. What a waste of time, it was nothing but a big hand job.
2: Did you hear that Craig fucked up another job? He is monumentally incompetent and worthless. I get so tired of having to fix all of his mistakes. He is such a handjob.
2: Did you hear that Craig fucked up another job? He is monumentally incompetent and worthless. I get so tired of having to fix all of his mistakes. He is such a handjob.
by opd868 September 25, 2013
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Get the HANDJOBS mug.The act of either jerking off or receiving a traditional hand job at the beach,or a place with comparably sandy conditions. This is in reference to the general sandy and unclean conditions associated with Mexico and select parts of the south western united states. Without this clarification, it is assumed the hand job is without sandy discomfort in its original form.
Bro -"Hey Jim did you get any action with that chick?"
Jim -"Yeah dude, we went to the beach and I got a hand job!"
Bro -"Man, I am really sorry to hear that. Thats called a Mexican hand job."
Jim -"I'm still pretty raw..."
Jim -"Yeah dude, we went to the beach and I got a hand job!"
Bro -"Man, I am really sorry to hear that. Thats called a Mexican hand job."
Jim -"I'm still pretty raw..."
by tygotmojjo December 14, 2008
Get the mexican hand job mug.The only suitable reparation when ice cream is purchased for someone. Perfect execution is achieved by using the terminal part of the human arm located below the forearm (used for grasping and holding and consisting of the wrist, palm, four fingers, and an opposable thumb) to masturbate said purchaser of ice cream in the front seat of one's Honda Civic. Only then can one truly be squared away.
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